Dear Darla, I dressed up in a candy heart costume that said I LUV YOU wearing nothing underneath. All my boyfriend said was, ‘That’s nice… you got the rent?’ Is romance dead or am I just dating my landlord?

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Dear Darla, it’s Groundhog Day and my life feels like that movie except nobody’s learning lessons just drinking earlier and wearing worse jackets. If I kidnap the groundhog and hide him, will time move forward or do I go to jail?

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Dear Darla, I wore my mama’s wedding dress to karaoke night and split it singing Shania Twain. Now half the town is calling me “Runaway Bride 2.0.” Do I own it or hide? #darlasez #advice #trailerparktherapy #yestothedress #tequila #runawaybride buff.ly/NeeVzZz

Not saying a coloring book will fix your life, but I am saying I made one and it might help.

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Dear Darla, I blacked out before midnight on New Year’s Eve, woke up wearing someone else’s robe, and apparently promised three different people I was “starting fresh” with them in 2026. #darlasez #advice #NewYearsEve buff.ly/rLJZRP9

Wishing you a fantastic 2026! Happy New Years! Love Ya'll! - Darla. #darlasez #advice #trailerparktherapy darlasez.com

Dear Darla, I tried yoga and farted so loud it woke up the therapy dog. People clapped. Should I return or retire? #darlasez #advice buff.ly/Lj8IgLl

Dear Darla, I tried to surprise my boyfriend with a boudoir photoshoot but got stuck in a lace bodysuit like a feral raccoon in a net. Should I burn the outfit or my memories? #darlasez #advice buff.ly/j4x3F0Y

Dear Darla, I mixed up my melatonin and my pre-workout and now I don’t know if I want to nap or fight God. What now? #darlasez #advice buff.ly/Fj84cLA

Dear Darla, I got a Brazilian wax and now I look like a plucked Thanksgiving turkey. My boyfriend says “smooth as victory.” Should I laugh or cry? #deardarla #advice buff.ly/ULKnnVj

Dear Darla, I tried doing a sexy dance for my boyfriend but tripped, knocked over a lamp, and accidentally started a small fire. He applauded. Should I be worried? #darlasez #advice buff.ly/FEIptf1

Dear Darla, I wore fishnets to a bonfire. A spark popped. Now I have a waffle pattern burned into my thigh. How do I explain this? #darlasez #advice buff.ly/iMmevRd

Written between a Popov screwdriver and a fistful of Funyuns, here is your latest mess: Dear Darla, I got talked into a “nude karaoke night” by my coworker and ended up doing “Islands in the Stream” with a guy who calls himself Daddy Dale and smells like Axe and regret.
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Dear Darla, I thought I was flirting with a hot guy at the laundromat, turns out he was talking to his AirPods. I asked him if he wanted to “fold my delicates.” Now I have to avoid SpinCycle until I die. Should I move? #advice #airpods #redneckwisdom
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