A truncated novelty cheque, like lotto winners used receive.
Addressed to the women of Ireland

You’ll have to go to the DART exhibit in malahide for respite!

If they were to repurchase their houses, post woks, at the same price as they sell them now, I could see their neighbours who didn’t launch a judicial appeal having something to see about relative devaluing of their homes

Yeah, I wouldn’t be immensely surprised. But still, at some pointing throwing money at a problem to move forward is a valid solution

It’s very socially interesting - they will lose an amount of their identity by selling up. It’s good for the country to do this, money is relatively cheap now, and it removes the benefit to the objectors (good transport)

Still though. Bad and all as this is it'll never, ever, surpass this absolutely legit completely serious Ógra Fianna Fáil promo

The original NFTs

i wore a striped sweater to work. My friend Michelle said, "You look just like that guy on TV. I am not sure what his name is. Either Bert or Ernie."

At a family wedding, my uncle was making introductions to the distant relatives. One cousin wore a red dress, my uncle says "and this is Aine, as you can see, she eats Special K"

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.

The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

Victims have names which would do very well instead of