Darren
@darreniguess.bsky.social
I’m just happy to be here is all
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Darren
@darreniguess.bsky.social
· Jul 26
Hi i’m Jennifer Schil from Plymouth, Wisconsin. I’m 8 years old and i’m having the time of my life
The new Apple Music swipe to skip feature fucking sucks
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The new Apple Music swipe to skip feature fucking sucks
The cherry-cream pepsi kinda ass
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The cherry-cream pepsi kinda ass
Mat is a homie (whom i’ve never met and only exchange words with a few times a year) and a really solid dude and he needs to be terrified
Stop by and/or tip if you’re able!
Stop by and/or tip if you’re able!
DOING MY FIRST TIP-A-THON TOMORROW AT NOON EASTERN!!
If you've ever wanted to scare a white man with no recourse, here's your chance. We're going to have some goals, scare alerts, and most importantly, me feeling like I'm being hunted for sport.
www.twitch.tv/matmcdonut
If you've ever wanted to scare a white man with no recourse, here's your chance. We're going to have some goals, scare alerts, and most importantly, me feeling like I'm being hunted for sport.
www.twitch.tv/matmcdonut
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mat is a homie (whom i’ve never met and only exchange words with a few times a year) and a really solid dude and he needs to be terrified
Stop by and/or tip if you’re able!
Stop by and/or tip if you’re able!
Just want to mention i call playing Balatro “blotchin’”
September 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just want to mention i call playing Balatro “blotchin’”
Steam Powered Giraffe makes me irrationally angry
September 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Steam Powered Giraffe makes me irrationally angry
This is for the 2 people on the planet that will get this but i just accidentally spitty-slurpied
August 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is for the 2 people on the planet that will get this but i just accidentally spitty-slurpied
Why do so many dudes have the mustache that makes them look like real life Dr. Seuss characters
August 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Why do so many dudes have the mustache that makes them look like real life Dr. Seuss characters
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Yo @Wendys how many reskeets to get RFK Jr fired?
Fire RFK Jr. now.
August 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yo @Wendys how many reskeets to get RFK Jr fired?
Love when English people say “i haven’t the foggiest”
August 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Love when English people say “i haven’t the foggiest”
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Always the ones you most suspect
August 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Always the ones you most suspect
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even if you don't watch porn, the credit card processors cracking down on NSFW content (porn, porn games, etc) should really worry you. like a lot. it's censorship. it's harmful to *every* marginalized group
sorry, but you don't get to claim to be a leftist if you're comfortable letting this happen
sorry, but you don't get to claim to be a leftist if you're comfortable letting this happen
July 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
even if you don't watch porn, the credit card processors cracking down on NSFW content (porn, porn games, etc) should really worry you. like a lot. it's censorship. it's harmful to *every* marginalized group
sorry, but you don't get to claim to be a leftist if you're comfortable letting this happen
sorry, but you don't get to claim to be a leftist if you're comfortable letting this happen
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Good run, Tom Lehrer. A song for every occasion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...
Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
www.youtube.com
July 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Good run, Tom Lehrer. A song for every occasion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAE...
I’m old enough to remember when “cyber” was used as a verb
July 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m old enough to remember when “cyber” was used as a verb
I want to *** ** **** everyone who says season 2 of Severance was mid
July 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I want to *** ** **** everyone who says season 2 of Severance was mid
It REALLY fucking hurts to swallow rn and it makes me not want to eat or drink anything so i guess this is it bye y’all
July 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It REALLY fucking hurts to swallow rn and it makes me not want to eat or drink anything so i guess this is it bye y’all
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There are two wolves inside of me- they were written and directed by Amy Sedaris and Cole Escola.
July 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There are two wolves inside of me- they were written and directed by Amy Sedaris and Cole Escola.
Guys it’s okay to admit you don’t like something you used to really like anymore and now think it’s bad and yes i’m talking about Across the Universe
July 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Guys it’s okay to admit you don’t like something you used to really like anymore and now think it’s bad and yes i’m talking about Across the Universe
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No kings in this country!
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
July 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
No kings in this country!
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk 👑
Jesus Christ why are the neighbors so FUCKING loud before even 7AM
July 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Jesus Christ why are the neighbors so FUCKING loud before even 7AM
If i nap now to make up for the sleep i lost last night i probably won’t sleep as long tonight and the cycle will continue but here’s the thing y’all: i want to sleep nowwww
July 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If i nap now to make up for the sleep i lost last night i probably won’t sleep as long tonight and the cycle will continue but here’s the thing y’all: i want to sleep nowwww
Breaks my heart knowing people think Greg Gutfeld is smart
July 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Breaks my heart knowing people think Greg Gutfeld is smart
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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
July 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.
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My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
July 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
Who else takin their lunch break an hour later than you thought you were going to and then 5 minutes later someone walks in and cooks fish 🙋
June 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Who else takin their lunch break an hour later than you thought you were going to and then 5 minutes later someone walks in and cooks fish 🙋