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can someone explain to me why bsky handles have this stupid shit like why is my handle @darrenkitano.bsky.shitmypants.freaky
@madeon.net hiiiiiii
November 26, 2024 at 1:51 PM
wipe my ass so goddamn hard call my cheeks a paper shredder
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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Chainsaw Man really good manga
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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i need to quit my job so i can focus more on letterboxd
November 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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look at the sky
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
oh this app doesn’t have bookmarks
November 20, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
got my first bluesky like. i’m tearing up. thank you so much @scottmramirtha.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 PM
can someone explain to me why bsky handles have this stupid shit like why is my handle @darrenkitano.bsky.shitmypants.freaky
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
guy who has mint mobile because he really wants to touch ryan reynolds
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
(dracula voice) I’m going to suuck your vaape!
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
“bluesky” “twitter” “X” “truth social” how about “kindness” or “love”
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
how you play smash bros but keep fumbling hoes… have you tried L-Cancelling
November 19, 2024 at 10:16 PM
porter robinson song titles will either be shit like “Integrity” or “Make Yourself Cum XD”
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
November 19, 2024 at 10:13 PM
people be subtweeting their ex on letterboxd like anyone’s ever stalked someone’s letterboxd. i however subtweet my enemies on yelp
November 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
eating fast food, wearing fast fashion, but you still slow as shit
November 19, 2024 at 10:10 PM
i will be soft launching tweets on here before i bring them to twitter. huzzah
November 19, 2024 at 10:09 PM
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
finally got an invite code
September 28, 2023 at 10:29 PM