darren
@darrenmatthewward.bsky.social
i'm gonna shit like right now
November 22, 2024 at 6:56 AM
i'm gonna shit like right now
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i'm a lolcow? when did this happen?
December 30, 2023 at 11:15 AM
i'm a lolcow? when did this happen?
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goin "pussy out" tonight
December 14, 2023 at 9:05 PM
goin "pussy out" tonight
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gotta take the biggest dump of my life rn but koizumi-san just will not leave the mens room. just one of the many ways Woke is destroying our society
December 9, 2023 at 10:24 AM
gotta take the biggest dump of my life rn but koizumi-san just will not leave the mens room. just one of the many ways Woke is destroying our society
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to catch up with the young'uns i've started incorporating modern slang into my vocabulary. such as "finna" and "rizz".
November 28, 2023 at 9:40 PM
to catch up with the young'uns i've started incorporating modern slang into my vocabulary. such as "finna" and "rizz".
this is super funny out of context
November 24, 2023 at 11:56 AM
this is super funny out of context
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merry thanksgiving dont forget to FUCK the turkey
November 23, 2023 at 1:20 PM
merry thanksgiving dont forget to FUCK the turkey
bitches on my dick like my name was chris farley
November 8, 2023 at 11:10 AM
bitches on my dick like my name was chris farley
*disney's goofy voice* i hear the doctors standin over me screamin i can make it got a body full of bullet holes layin here naked still i can't see somethin's evil in my IV cause every time i breathe i think they killin me
November 4, 2023 at 1:42 AM
*disney's goofy voice* i hear the doctors standin over me screamin i can make it got a body full of bullet holes layin here naked still i can't see somethin's evil in my IV cause every time i breathe i think they killin me
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if you're ever down by king's street in st louis missouri ask for steely greg he gives amazing head
November 3, 2023 at 1:11 AM
if you're ever down by king's street in st louis missouri ask for steely greg he gives amazing head
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Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin
Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin
Nintendo of America revealed this demeanor correctly reflects Kirby’s actual anger at the cost of insulin in the United States.
hard-drive.net
October 30, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Nintendo Reveals That Kirby Is Angry in American Releases Due to Cost of Insulin
he looks like an n64 model glitching out
was looking for a streetview of the lake pontchartrain bridge and found this instead
November 1, 2023 at 1:26 AM
he looks like an n64 model glitching out
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very interested in western toku series "barney the dinosaur"
October 30, 2023 at 7:35 PM
very interested in western toku series "barney the dinosaur"
it's not gay if it's only for 2 seconds and you need to do it to save a life
October 30, 2023 at 4:13 AM
it's not gay if it's only for 2 seconds and you need to do it to save a life
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gettin my pussy ate at the in-n-out
October 28, 2023 at 3:08 AM
gettin my pussy ate at the in-n-out
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It's not easy having a fat pussy
October 28, 2023 at 5:52 PM
It's not easy having a fat pussy
knock knock
who's there
sorry i think i have the wrong address, i don't think you'll appreciate this joke. you might call me cringe for it
who's there
sorry i think i have the wrong address, i don't think you'll appreciate this joke. you might call me cringe for it
October 30, 2023 at 2:44 AM
knock knock
who's there
sorry i think i have the wrong address, i don't think you'll appreciate this joke. you might call me cringe for it
who's there
sorry i think i have the wrong address, i don't think you'll appreciate this joke. you might call me cringe for it
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i'm mutuals with shigeru miyamoto and barack obama god my life is so perfect
October 28, 2023 at 6:10 PM
i'm mutuals with shigeru miyamoto and barack obama god my life is so perfect
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experiencing anal bleeding. not good
October 28, 2023 at 6:06 PM
experiencing anal bleeding. not good
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browsing "reddit" tonight, have found many images of pregnant mario. i do not like this.
October 27, 2023 at 5:10 PM
browsing "reddit" tonight, have found many images of pregnant mario. i do not like this.
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Got a good whiff of weed just now
October 27, 2023 at 12:55 AM
Got a good whiff of weed just now
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there's a cock in my ass
October 24, 2023 at 7:56 AM
there's a cock in my ass