Darth Donald
@dartdonald.bsky.social
Parody inspired by @darthputinkgb.bsky.social
I'm a stable genius.
I'm a stable genius.
My corrupt and incompetent staff will now show the world how the US this time, as opposed to all the other times, will do regime change without ending up in a decades long quagmire of war, misery and irredeemable costs.
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My corrupt and incompetent staff will now show the world how the US this time, as opposed to all the other times, will do regime change without ending up in a decades long quagmire of war, misery and irredeemable costs.
It's not a war, it's a 3-day special police operation.
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 AM
It's not a war, it's a 3-day special police operation.
My handpicked "only the best people" are so incompetent that they are unable to execute my wishes, even when they try as hard as they can. The only thing bigger than their corruption and incompetence, is their loyalty to me.
TIKTOKER SHOT BY ICE HAS INDICTMENT THROWN OUT
Carlitos Ricardo Parias was shot in the elbow by ICE during an immigration arrest in October.
A judge tossed the indictment after finding the government violated his constitutional rights, and it looks intentional.
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Carlitos Ricardo Parias was shot in the elbow by ICE during an immigration arrest in October.
A judge tossed the indictment after finding the government violated his constitutional rights, and it looks intentional.
1/2
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My handpicked "only the best people" are so incompetent that they are unable to execute my wishes, even when they try as hard as they can. The only thing bigger than their corruption and incompetence, is their loyalty to me.
Being a stable genius, I never fail in choosing the losing side.
That's why you can be confident Ukraine will win.
That's why you can be confident Ukraine will win.
December 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Being a stable genius, I never fail in choosing the losing side.
That's why you can be confident Ukraine will win.
That's why you can be confident Ukraine will win.
People must understand that it is merely a concept of a National Security Strategy.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
People must understand that it is merely a concept of a National Security Strategy.
Let's make something crystal clear, Pete Hegseth is an American hero, and he has my full support for the difficult decisions he has been taking ....
and so on and so on. You know what I mean.......
and so on and so on. You know what I mean.......
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Let's make something crystal clear, Pete Hegseth is an American hero, and he has my full support for the difficult decisions he has been taking ....
and so on and so on. You know what I mean.......
and so on and so on. You know what I mean.......
My staff obviously gives me credit for all achievements, but giving me credit for Putin's peace plan was not a good move.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My staff obviously gives me credit for all achievements, but giving me credit for Putin's peace plan was not a good move.
Reposted by Darth Donald
Weeks-191
Victories-0
Casualties - 1,130000
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Oil - Sanctioned
Trump - unfriended
Medvedev - 🥴😤
Refineries - 💥🔥
Petrol - Short
Queues - Long
Saab's - Gripping
Sovereign fund - Unfrozen🇺🇦
Racoons - +1🦝
I remain a master strategist
Victories-0
Casualties - 1,130000
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Oil - Sanctioned
Trump - unfriended
Medvedev - 🥴😤
Refineries - 💥🔥
Petrol - Short
Queues - Long
Saab's - Gripping
Sovereign fund - Unfrozen🇺🇦
Racoons - +1🦝
I remain a master strategist
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Weeks-191
Victories-0
Casualties - 1,130000
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Oil - Sanctioned
Trump - unfriended
Medvedev - 🥴😤
Refineries - 💥🔥
Petrol - Short
Queues - Long
Saab's - Gripping
Sovereign fund - Unfrozen🇺🇦
Racoons - +1🦝
I remain a master strategist
Victories-0
Casualties - 1,130000
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Oil - Sanctioned
Trump - unfriended
Medvedev - 🥴😤
Refineries - 💥🔥
Petrol - Short
Queues - Long
Saab's - Gripping
Sovereign fund - Unfrozen🇺🇦
Racoons - +1🦝
I remain a master strategist
Murders don't kill.
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Murders don't kill.
Nobody knew that you don't win peace awards by starting trade wars.
August 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Nobody knew that you don't win peace awards by starting trade wars.
I promised to end the war in Ukraine, it was absolutely certain, and I could guarantee that I would do it.
After meeting with Putin, I understand that only Zelenskyy can end the war. Problem is that if he really does end the war, he will qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize, and not me.
After meeting with Putin, I understand that only Zelenskyy can end the war. Problem is that if he really does end the war, he will qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize, and not me.
August 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I promised to end the war in Ukraine, it was absolutely certain, and I could guarantee that I would do it.
After meeting with Putin, I understand that only Zelenskyy can end the war. Problem is that if he really does end the war, he will qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize, and not me.
After meeting with Putin, I understand that only Zelenskyy can end the war. Problem is that if he really does end the war, he will qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize, and not me.
It was supposed to be so easy to make peace, really easy. And only I could do it.
And here we are.
And here we are.
U.S. embassies across the Middle East issued updated alerts to U.S. government personnel and American citizens on Sunday, urging them to maintain low profiles, increase caution and in some cases leave the country.
Israel-Iran live updates: ‘Severe damage’ at nuclear sites, Pentagon says; Iran warns U.S. to expect a response
Trump said the U.S. hit the Fordow, Natanz and Isfahan nuclear sites. Iran’s foreign minister called it a “dangerous military operation” against his country.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It was supposed to be so easy to make peace, really easy. And only I could do it.
And here we are.
And here we are.
I always wait a couple of weeks before I make a difficult decision.
And when I can't kick it down the road another couple of weeks, you will see TACO, and I will come up with something else to grab your attention.
And when I can't kick it down the road another couple of weeks, you will see TACO, and I will come up with something else to grab your attention.
June 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I always wait a couple of weeks before I make a difficult decision.
And when I can't kick it down the road another couple of weeks, you will see TACO, and I will come up with something else to grab your attention.
And when I can't kick it down the road another couple of weeks, you will see TACO, and I will come up with something else to grab your attention.
Ukraine and Russia?
Israel and Iran?
We will see what happens.
Maybe I will do something within the next two weeks.
Israel and Iran?
We will see what happens.
Maybe I will do something within the next two weeks.
June 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ukraine and Russia?
Israel and Iran?
We will see what happens.
Maybe I will do something within the next two weeks.
Israel and Iran?
We will see what happens.
Maybe I will do something within the next two weeks.
It's challenging to pretend to be in control when Israel is doing whatever they will without consulting or informing.
June 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It's challenging to pretend to be in control when Israel is doing whatever they will without consulting or informing.
I never really liked this Elon guy. He hung around a bit in the White House, serving coffee and showing off with stupid hats. He's a nobody.
And by the way, I have an unused Tesla for sale.
And by the way, I have an unused Tesla for sale.
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I never really liked this Elon guy. He hung around a bit in the White House, serving coffee and showing off with stupid hats. He's a nobody.
And by the way, I have an unused Tesla for sale.
And by the way, I have an unused Tesla for sale.
This is how a strong leader talks:
-I don't know.
-I never heard about that.
-I just learned about it and will look into it later on.
-I would never let it happen.
-We will see what happens.
-I don't know.
-I never heard about that.
-I just learned about it and will look into it later on.
-I would never let it happen.
-We will see what happens.
May 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is how a strong leader talks:
-I don't know.
-I never heard about that.
-I just learned about it and will look into it later on.
-I would never let it happen.
-We will see what happens.
-I don't know.
-I never heard about that.
-I just learned about it and will look into it later on.
-I would never let it happen.
-We will see what happens.
I have been accused of being soft on Putin and Russia, so I have to show strength by being hard against Europe.
May 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I have been accused of being soft on Putin and Russia, so I have to show strength by being hard against Europe.
What's good for Donald is good for America.
May 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
What's good for Donald is good for America.
The problem with EU and democratic countries around the world, is that they are so woke they will not pay me to give them favourable policies. Strong men are much easier to make good deals with.
May 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The problem with EU and democratic countries around the world, is that they are so woke they will not pay me to give them favourable policies. Strong men are much easier to make good deals with.
Zelenskyy is giving me a really hard time finding anyone other than Putin to blame for the war.
May 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Zelenskyy is giving me a really hard time finding anyone other than Putin to blame for the war.
I will be the perfect pope. Nobody knows more about pooping than me.
May 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I will be the perfect pope. Nobody knows more about pooping than me.
Nobody knew how difficult it is to make peace.
April 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Nobody knew how difficult it is to make peace.
Who is this Hegseth guy? He might have served coffee to me a few times. A totally uninteresting guy.
April 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Who is this Hegseth guy? He might have served coffee to me a few times. A totally uninteresting guy.