Darth Cheeto
@darth-cheeto.bsky.social
Orange, large, and in charge
Remember when Republicans once vowed that no American would go hungry?
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Remember when Republicans once vowed that no American would go hungry?
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We have two existential crises in front of our country. One is Constitutional, the other is financial. Servicing a $38 TRILLION debt is killing our ability to fun any government programs. Both problems sit in the hands of our completely absent House of Representatives.
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We have two existential crises in front of our country. One is Constitutional, the other is financial. Servicing a $38 TRILLION debt is killing our ability to fun any government programs. Both problems sit in the hands of our completely absent House of Representatives.
Not sure Speaker Johnson knows what the word “satire” means.
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not sure Speaker Johnson knows what the word “satire” means.
I can’t believe they ran a marathon with over 50,000 runners in war-torn Chicago yesterday.
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I can’t believe they ran a marathon with over 50,000 runners in war-torn Chicago yesterday.
Antifa… weren’t they the ones that won World War II?
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Antifa… weren’t they the ones that won World War II?
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"Dad, I'm stationed at PTA meeting 2 root out deep-state curriculum. Librarian is antifa super soldier. I may not return"😜
"Mom, I'm on critical mission at drag queen story hour. Existential threat to nation is man in sequined dress reading "Very Hungry Caterpillar". I've never been more afraid"
"Mom, I'm on critical mission at drag queen story hour. Existential threat to nation is man in sequined dress reading "Very Hungry Caterpillar". I've never been more afraid"
October 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"Dad, I'm stationed at PTA meeting 2 root out deep-state curriculum. Librarian is antifa super soldier. I may not return"😜
"Mom, I'm on critical mission at drag queen story hour. Existential threat to nation is man in sequined dress reading "Very Hungry Caterpillar". I've never been more afraid"
"Mom, I'm on critical mission at drag queen story hour. Existential threat to nation is man in sequined dress reading "Very Hungry Caterpillar". I've never been more afraid"
I LOL’d at Speaker Johnson’s Halftime show suggestion. Yeah. THAT would be such a great one. 🙄
Mike Johnson isn't happy that Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl: It sounds like he's not someone who appeals to a broader audience. There's so many eyes on it. A lot of young, impressionable children. In my view, you would have Lee Greenwood or role models doing that. Not somebody like this.
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I LOL’d at Speaker Johnson’s Halftime show suggestion. Yeah. THAT would be such a great one. 🙄
They cheated, of course. PS Toronto is being burned to the ground by insurrectionists and I would send National Guard troops there if I could.
What will Karoline Leavitt say to the White House press core if the Blue Jays win the world series?
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They cheated, of course. PS Toronto is being burned to the ground by insurrectionists and I would send National Guard troops there if I could.
I don’t care that my approval rating is in the toilet. I’m gonna burn it all down.
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don’t care that my approval rating is in the toilet. I’m gonna burn it all down.
Over nine months in, and Biden still lives rent-free in my head.
October 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Over nine months in, and Biden still lives rent-free in my head.
I brought in $17 trillion with my beautiful tariffs. But the government is about to shut down.
September 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I brought in $17 trillion with my beautiful tariffs. But the government is about to shut down.
Bingo
He’s going to blow up the entire country to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he
September 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bingo
It’s called photographic perspective, people!!
Dear Leader is still the most absolute unit of all absolute units!
Dear Leader is still the most absolute unit of all absolute units!
September 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s called photographic perspective, people!!
Dear Leader is still the most absolute unit of all absolute units!
Dear Leader is still the most absolute unit of all absolute units!
If stairs which are otherwise supposed to be moving mysteriously stop moving when Dear Leader steps on them, it is a crime, probably a QAnon/Antifa/UN/ABC/Kimmel conspiracy that Kash needs to get to the bottom of immediately!!! #quitnato
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If stairs which are otherwise supposed to be moving mysteriously stop moving when Dear Leader steps on them, it is a crime, probably a QAnon/Antifa/UN/ABC/Kimmel conspiracy that Kash needs to get to the bottom of immediately!!! #quitnato
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Nancy Mace: "You've got pregnant women recording videos of themselves taking Tylenol, which has now been linked to autism. They hate Trump more than they love their babies ... they're denying science."
September 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nancy Mace: "You've got pregnant women recording videos of themselves taking Tylenol, which has now been linked to autism. They hate Trump more than they love their babies ... they're denying science."
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Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.
September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.
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Where can I get a Tylenol t-shirt? What about a hat?
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Where can I get a Tylenol t-shirt? What about a hat?
I am so grateful that Dear Leader is all knowing, including knowing when liquid is “too much” for babies. Thank you for imparting just a small part of your wisdom!
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I am so grateful that Dear Leader is all knowing, including knowing when liquid is “too much” for babies. Thank you for imparting just a small part of your wisdom!
There needs to be an executive order to change the name of the drug acetaminophen to… whatever dear leader called it.
September 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
There needs to be an executive order to change the name of the drug acetaminophen to… whatever dear leader called it.
We ever praise thee, dear leader, for not taking the word of the woke-minded scientists, but instead listening to your bear-wrasslin’, brain-worm-battling he-man.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
Acetaminophen Use During Pregnancy and Children’s Risk of Autism, ADHD, and Intellectual Disability
This nationwide cohort study with sibling control analysis examines the association of acetaminophen use during pregnancy with children’s risk of autism, ADHD, and intellectual disability.
jamanetwork.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We ever praise thee, dear leader, for not taking the word of the woke-minded scientists, but instead listening to your bear-wrasslin’, brain-worm-battling he-man.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
All hail the Tylenol Exposer!!
Finally! After all the investigations that really smart people have done on Autism, I'm so glad we have found the answer... And it's been right in front of our noses all the time! Thank you Supreme Leader. What ever would we have done?
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
All hail the Tylenol Exposer!!
No one knows how to gild the English language better than our dear leader.
Trump: "I think water fishing, I think almost anything we have to get into a boat right now in that area would not be doing too well."
September 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No one knows how to gild the English language better than our dear leader.
This is the best of all possible worlds. All hail our peerless, fearless leader!
The Department of War said it would forbid reporters from gathering any information that had not been approved for release and would revoke press credentials from any journalists who did not obey. interc.pt/46wyp0J
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is the best of all possible worlds. All hail our peerless, fearless leader!