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Darth Sidiot
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Resistentia mortua est.
Rebellio excitat.
Sum quod sum, non sum qui sum.
Ego sum intus inimicus.
Vivat Reipublicae.
I'd ordered a new recording of Dvorák's Symphony No. 9 by the Prague National Youth Symphony a few months ago. Unfortunately, it was on backorder. I just got an email today that it's back in stock and shipped yesterday.

That's right! The Czech is in the mail!
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
THANK YOU! Words mean jack and shit of they aren't actively working to beat Trump back.
Is any senator, member of Congress, or really anyone in a position of any actual power or authority, going to step up and express outrage with an actual plan to DO SOMETHING?

These dipshit social media posts being like “Things are bad and illegal! 🥴” are about to make my head explode
February 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Is any senator, member of Congress, or really anyone in a position of any actual power or authority, going to step up and express outrage with an actual plan to DO SOMETHING?

These dipshit social media posts being like “Things are bad and illegal! 🥴” are about to make my head explode
February 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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This is a mortal threat to all of us.
February 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't forget our World Famous Breath Mints®, Deez Nutz. Now in refreshing Icy Wintergreen!
February 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
at some point we'll learn, but obviously not in this lifetime
January 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
so many options #Strands
January 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I guess we're back to hiding our neighbors from the New Gestapo.
January 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
it's too early to ask ques... oh... not a question
January 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this might be the best cover of a Lou Rawls song ever.

youtu.be/jkKCgpDV93s?...
YOU'LL NEVER FIND - September In The Park (Lou Rawls Cover)
YouTube video by September In The Park
youtu.be
January 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
There is a metric shit-ton of covers of the Wham! song "Last Christmas".

Proposal: On the first day radio stations flip to Christmas music, they play all of them consecutively, then not again for the remainder of the year.
December 11, 2024 at 8:59 PM
hearing Justin Bieber Christmas music immediately sucks the "jolly" out of "Christmas".
December 11, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
theonion.com/insurance-co...
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
so I figured, "WTH, I'll roll with it."

I'm way less authentic. I'm like the Taco Bell of authenticity. I'm the Chinese counter at Hy-Vee of authenticity.
December 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
oooohhh... I have an idea!
Wonderful news, if true: Assad has reportedly fled Syria in the face of the shockingly successful offensive by rebel forces, and has arrived in Moscow with members of his family.
November 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I still think that we should buy the remnants of MySpace and BUILD it BACK BETTER!

Why let some rich douchebag control social media when we can remodel a home and make it what we want?
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
my office got a sneak peek of the Air Force Thunderbirds during their first practice this afternoon. Their first performance is Friday at 3:00 at Forbes Field.

Now, who had either the Top Gun theme playing in their head, or thought "Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full"?
October 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Kansas legislators can suck an egg.

Won't listen to the majority of Kansas citizens who want Medicaid expansion.

Want to tell state universities to not implement DEI.

Don't want to legalize marijuana.

Don't want to eliminate food sales tax unless the rich get a tax cut.
February 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM