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Nelson from The Simpsons turning Milhouse's approval dial to positive. I have very cleverly labeled Nelson as "Gen X"
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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This is applicable to many parts of the internet:
But your wife is one of the great human-rights experts in heworld.laskedyou about him being anti-liberal, and your response was that he was very nice to you about your book. About Star Wars.
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Sadly, the YouTube thumbnail didn't populate, so here's MTV2 Video Mods - Sum 41 - Pieces [Destroy All Humans]
A YouTube video thumbnail of MTV2 Video Mods - Sum 41 - Pieces [Destroy All Humans]
September 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Mr. Burns from The Simpsons misreading a billboard advertising Gabbo: "Look Smithers, Glonzo is coming."
July 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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BlueSky:
The Onion: Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife
July 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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We go now to a live look at Wall Street
Disco Stu from The Simpsons celebrating the line of disco sales going up and expecting the trend to continue. The fish in his platform shoes will be dead, but he can't get them out of there.
June 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I know it has its uses, but it's really difficult to not be reminded of when it's wrong
Bing Copilot: "In the movie Aeroborealis, Superintendant Chalmers is surprised to see the Aurora Borealis at this time of year and in this part of the country. Skinner explains that it is localized entirely within the kitchen
April 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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My orb
A goldendoodle named Nimbus curled into a tight ball on a bed
April 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Looks like my dog when he had an allergic reaction to his shots
My dog as a puppy with red, swollen eyes that my wife and I lovingly referred to as "butthole eyes"
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Simpsons quote: "I keep telling you - he's 73 years old and he's dead."
February 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Also, because this is the internet, I cannot stress how sarcastic I'm being. I should be eliciting this:
Marge Simpson saying "Well, duh" in response to Homer declaring that he was being sarcastic
January 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Homer Simpson being asked edited text: "ONE MORE QUESTION: THIS PLACE "pornography store" YOU LEFT JUST BEFORE Running for office--" Homer Simpson answering with edited text: "IT'S A BLACK NAZI FORUM. I WAS BEING A BLACK NAZI."
September 19, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Pawn Stars meme template where the best the Pawn Stars guy can give is the guy from Pawn Stars. It's an exceedingly clever reference.
September 15, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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He's become a Simpsons joke
An alien disguised as Bob Dole in a Halloween episode of The Simpsons saying, "Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others"
August 30, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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A screenshot of Bart Simpson holding an animation cell of Itchy and/or Scratchy's arm.
August 27, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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August 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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August 15, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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July 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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And now let's turn to another reporter for... good lord! What is happening in there?!
July 9, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Absolute pundit brain. Is he mad at the democratic party? The white house? Anonymous sources?
Tweet reading "Incredibly brave of elected Democrats to spend 12 days panicking to reporters on background only to chicken out under pressure and allow the White House and its allies to paint all of this as pure media creation. Courageous and trust-building."
July 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Amelia Emberwing at IGN had a great breakdown of sorts having to explain the ending of Argyle
The “Ending Explained” article format comes in a lot of different forms. Not to pull the curtain back too far or anything, but they’ve become a product of our digital landscape because no matter the medium or genre, folks are googling to find the ending. Nobody’s ever really happy about it, honestly. Commenters inevitably call the writer a shill and accuse them of being creatively bereft. Meanwhile, the writer stares dead-eyed at their cursor while they try to regurgitate what they just witnessed in a way that doesn’t make us feel like soulless drones. But people keep googling it. So we have to keep writing about it. Because of that, our goal at IGN is to find a fun angle, or at least make it informative in a way that extends beyond the boilerplate synopsis that makes us want to slam our laptops shut and go find a whiskey. This ending explained? It’s trying to protect you. I care about you, and I want to keep you safe and happy, so I am telling you that I sat through over two hours of Argylle so you don’t have to.
July 9, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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And Reductress running circles around it
Reductress headline reading "Nation prepares to celebrate its independence from democracy."
July 2, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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Let's see what The Onion has on my Instagram today... oh, cool. Totally fucking cool.
Onion headline posted on 7/2 reading "Biden team proud hours of grueling prep successfully got president through meeting with family."
July 2, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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