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Darth Bluey
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Blue Heeler, Dark Lord of the Sith, and lover of a certain Sith Holocron chew toy.
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STAAPPP it … we’re not only paying for this farce but we’re paying for asses in seats too??? GTFO 🙄🙄
June 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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1/29/24: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”

4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
April 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
By all means, let’s gut the CDC and NIH. What could go wrong?
April 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Chuck Schumer should leave the Senate to become a partner at Paul Weiss.
March 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ha! The joke is on these rubes. His honor worships Lolth!
Haven't seen this reported anywhere but a judge overseeing Florida's attempt to age gate all social media pointed to the failure of D&D to make him worship Satan as a kid to suggest the state needs actual evidence, and not just vibes about a social media moral panic. www.techdirt.com/2025/03/11/j...
Judge Uses D&D’s Failure To Make Him Worship Satan To School Florida On Social Media Moral Panics
When Florida’s lawyers tried to defend the state’s social media age restriction law by claiming it’s “well known” that platforms harm children, they probably weren&#82…
www.techdirt.com
March 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trump is crushing it!

The economy, that is.
This chart seems to suggest that something is going wrong in the United States, specifically.
(www.ft.com/content/7568... )
March 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don’t think Darth Cheeto has thought this through. How many blue states—with EC votes—does he want to add to the Union? Can we also add DC and Puerto Rico , too?
March 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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We’re suing the Trump administration to return Palestinian student activist Mahmoud Khalil to NYC.
March 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
March 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My DOGE-level negligence killed the Duolingo owl. Oops.
March 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Who says he didn’t?
March 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM