It's like America's a bus
& an elderly narcissist speed addict
is maniacally driving us off a cliff;

and we're all staring at each other
because 30% of the passengers
enjoy that his driving upsets the rest of us.

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

For a diabetes drug, Jardiance ads use the word "genitals" SO. MUCH.

Listening to Chopin is a great way to remember that people can do wonderful, beautiful things. Sometimes that's difficult to remember.

The values I was raised with as a rural Christian American have been completely betrayed by rural Christian Americans. I don't want to be any of those things anymore

So, I guess my kids are illegal now.