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I feel a disturbance in my bowels...
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#ImNotAConnoisseurBut nature is really something to behold.
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut nature is really something to behold.
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I'll allow that the Rebels are in fact pirates. 🏴☠️
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I'll allow that the Rebels are in fact pirates. 🏴☠️
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut the sequel trilogy Skywalker lineage just doesn't feel right.
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut the sequel trilogy Skywalker lineage just doesn't feel right.
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I prefer my carrots to not bear scars of the gardening equivalent of an MMA fight.
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I prefer my carrots to not bear scars of the gardening equivalent of an MMA fight.
"Fuckin' bitch." - Jonathan Ross, ICE agent 🤨
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
"Fuckin' bitch." - Jonathan Ross, ICE agent 🤨
#ICanBeABetterCoachIn catastrophic robot disassembly.
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
#ICanBeABetterCoachIn catastrophic robot disassembly.
#MyShowAndTellWillBe two of this model Microsoft keyboard, bottom brand new, top thoroughly used, after approximately four years of tech writing. 🖐
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January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
#MyShowAndTellWillBe two of this model Microsoft keyboard, bottom brand new, top thoroughly used, after approximately four years of tech writing. 🖐
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#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see these gals perform their prehistoric pole dancing! 🤪
January 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see these gals perform their prehistoric pole dancing! 🤪
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see somebody's perilous excuse for proper protective gear.
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see somebody's perilous excuse for proper protective gear.
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody scoffs at the notion that birds are hyper-intelligent drones for the U.S. government.
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody scoffs at the notion that birds are hyper-intelligent drones for the U.S. government.
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody suggests that cats are not conspiring to smother us while we sleep.
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody suggests that cats are not conspiring to smother us while we sleep.
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody claims *I'm* the one with "TDS" when their swag clearly suggests otherwise.
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody claims *I'm* the one with "TDS" when their swag clearly suggests otherwise.
Asset of the decade award goes to #PutinsPuppet POTUS 47.
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Asset of the decade award goes to #PutinsPuppet POTUS 47.
Never forget that Elon Musk used former Twitter back in July 2024 to stump for his favorite President, #PutinsPuppet POTUS 47.
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Never forget that Elon Musk used former Twitter back in July 2024 to stump for his favorite President, #PutinsPuppet POTUS 47.
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
So into the ground, much like his business ventures.
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
So into the ground, much like his business ventures.
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
What's next? Will #CadetBoneSpurs reinstate the draft for future invasions?
If so, maybe GenZ who voted for him should be on the short list.
If so, maybe GenZ who voted for him should be on the short list.
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
What's next? Will #CadetBoneSpurs reinstate the draft for future invasions?
If so, maybe GenZ who voted for him should be on the short list.
If so, maybe GenZ who voted for him should be on the short list.
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM