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#ImNotAConnoisseurBut nature is really something to behold.
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut nature is really something to behold.
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I'll allow that the Rebels are in fact pirates. 🏴☠️
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I'll allow that the Rebels are in fact pirates. 🏴☠️
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut the sequel trilogy Skywalker lineage just doesn't feel right.
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut the sequel trilogy Skywalker lineage just doesn't feel right.
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I prefer my carrots to not bear scars of the gardening equivalent of an MMA fight.
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
#ImNotAConnoisseurBut I prefer my carrots to not bear scars of the gardening equivalent of an MMA fight.
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HIS NAME IS "JONATHAN ROSS" as per MSNOW
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
HIS NAME IS "JONATHAN ROSS" as per MSNOW
"Fuckin' bitch." - Jonathan Ross, ICE agent 🤨
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
"Fuckin' bitch." - Jonathan Ross, ICE agent 🤨
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Holy shit. Eight minutes of a man so far past giving a fuck that he’ll just deliver truth bomb after truth bomb — former MN Governor Jesse Ventura:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
Former #Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura comments on the Minneapolis killing
YouTube video by Onest.
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Holy shit. Eight minutes of a man so far past giving a fuck that he’ll just deliver truth bomb after truth bomb — former MN Governor Jesse Ventura:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
#ICanBeABetterCoachIn catastrophic robot disassembly.
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
#ICanBeABetterCoachIn catastrophic robot disassembly.
#MyShowAndTellWillBe two of this model Microsoft keyboard, bottom brand new, top thoroughly used, after approximately four years of tech writing. 🖐
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January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
#MyShowAndTellWillBe two of this model Microsoft keyboard, bottom brand new, top thoroughly used, after approximately four years of tech writing. 🖐
amzn.to/3Z8T0ER
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#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see these gals perform their prehistoric pole dancing! 🤪
January 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see these gals perform their prehistoric pole dancing! 🤪
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#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see somebody's perilous excuse for proper protective gear.
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever I see somebody's perilous excuse for proper protective gear.
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody scoffs at the notion that birds are hyper-intelligent drones for the U.S. government.
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody scoffs at the notion that birds are hyper-intelligent drones for the U.S. government.
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody suggests that cats are not conspiring to smother us while we sleep.
January 7, 2026 at 2:15 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody suggests that cats are not conspiring to smother us while we sleep.
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody claims *I'm* the one with "TDS" when their swag clearly suggests otherwise.
January 7, 2026 at 2:13 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever somebody claims *I'm* the one with "TDS" when their swag clearly suggests otherwise.
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever my boss says something is "mission critical", or that we must be "laser focused".
a man wearing glasses and a tie is sitting in an office cubicle .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is sitting in an office cubicle .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
#IShakeMyHeadWhenever my boss says something is "mission critical", or that we must be "laser focused".
a can of spam with a blue button on the top
ALT: a can of spam with a blue button on the top
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Inventory shortage in the first few minutes of this video with that snappy jazz soundtrack actually makes it kinda seem hip. 🕵️♂️
" MISSION: LOSS PREVENTION " 1968 SHRINKAGE, SHOPLIFTING & INVENTORY SHORTAGE EDUCATION XD18895
YouTube video by PeriscopeFilm
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January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Inventory shortage in the first few minutes of this video with that snappy jazz soundtrack actually makes it kinda seem hip. 🕵️♂️
Never forget that Elon Musk used former Twitter back in July 2024 to stump for his favorite President, #PutinsPuppet POTUS 47.
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Never forget that Elon Musk used former Twitter back in July 2024 to stump for his favorite President, #PutinsPuppet POTUS 47.
January 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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