Thankfully we're loved for other reasons

That's about the extent of my dancing skills

It works for me because I can't do that whole optimist thing.

Just preparing myself so it hurts less madam!

It's too expensive to drink one's problems away so might as well pretend nothing is wrong

That's a movie I've seen many times as well - love it!

Because they usually end up being some of the biggest hypocrites you will ever meet/know

I have co-workers who will only watch movies that they can speed up and some who wouldn't touch a black and white movie if their lives depended on it. I'll join you on the ground.

Yes please - not the crummy Photoshop ones we've seen

Eating Beefaroni out of my gold bowls in my multi-million dollar mansion and living the dream