darude snowstorm
darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social
darude snowstorm
@darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social
Committing "the sin of empathy." Fun fact about me is that I always forget every fact about me when I have to write a bio.

Slava Ukraini
Free Palestine
"Fix your hearts or die."
"It's a Christmas song!"

Maria watching the silver white winter melt into spring:
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
tag urself
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Maybe I'm just losing it today but I can't stop laughing at this
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This useless condescending bullshit

"This policy may be in place because-" bro stfu I'm fully capable of guessing and speculating myself, thanks!

Doesn't answer a specific question I needed to ask a real person, which they do the utmost to prevent and hinder in every way
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I dunno doc. What's the diagnosis on that foot?
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Someone with Tractor Supply's social media pls @ them to say "ew" about the sloppy AI Santa
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
More like
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Seeing ads for these makes me feel so many conflicting things lol
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
trump take christmas gift
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Like something to easily let all the fellow current/former retail workers do this
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS" has me crying laughing while also rewiring my brain with the truth of it
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Tragic: mentioned to a friend that thanks to leftover Halloween candy I discovered that sour stuff helps wake up my brain, so I saved the tiny packs of tiny sour gummy worms & started having one each morning w breakfast (prob = like 2 reg size worms)

& was informed that there is a song about me.
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Update:
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
mfw I'm eating wasabi peas for the first time in forever and see that the package has a Prop 65 warning for "lead, acrylamide and cadmium"
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Absolutely insane & dishonest. It's riding entirely on the price of eggs, but they added in other items to pretend the price of everything is down overall.

They intentionally picked the timeframe between the absolute highest egg prices in March (over $8/doz) vs the lowest prices recently (< $1.25).
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
just remembering this comic for no reason. totally unrelated to anything tonight
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Lmao just blatantly jacking up the prices so they can pretend it's on sale during the holidays
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM