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Voted the 43rd most famous employee at TechRadar. Words in magazines like PLAY, PC Gamer, EDGE, and SFX. NUJ member.
£288.30 saved at bottomless brunch
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
£288.30 saved at bottomless brunch
howling at the tagline "better than you think" for microwave burgers 😭
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
howling at the tagline "better than you think" for microwave burgers 😭
thinking about the most criminally slept on Nintendo developed Switch game
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
thinking about the most criminally slept on Nintendo developed Switch game
"retail is dying" bro I can see why
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"retail is dying" bro I can see why
experiencing peak with @mroscartk.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
experiencing peak with @mroscartk.bsky.social
still the greatest driving game ever made and literally nothing else even comes close
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
still the greatest driving game ever made and literally nothing else even comes close
Yesterday I finally had the chance to try Love at The Milky Way Diner after picking up the early access version earlier this month and it's great so far.
Well written with pleasant art and seriously cosy vibes - basically the perfect VN for the Christmas break!
Well written with pleasant art and seriously cosy vibes - basically the perfect VN for the Christmas break!
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Yesterday I finally had the chance to try Love at The Milky Way Diner after picking up the early access version earlier this month and it's great so far.
Well written with pleasant art and seriously cosy vibes - basically the perfect VN for the Christmas break!
Well written with pleasant art and seriously cosy vibes - basically the perfect VN for the Christmas break!
neighbours currently being terrorised
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
neighbours currently being terrorised
read a list of the winners after a full eight hours of sleep
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
read a list of the winners after a full eight hours of sleep
how it feels Cc'ing your boss in an email
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
how it feels Cc'ing your boss in an email
This is NOT A DRILL! The big Babybel is back in stores
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is NOT A DRILL! The big Babybel is back in stores
Latest Resident Evil Requiem leaks claim that Rose Winters is coming back
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Latest Resident Evil Requiem leaks claim that Rose Winters is coming back
top 0.78% discord user is straight up the most depressing accomplishment of my life so far
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
top 0.78% discord user is straight up the most depressing accomplishment of my life so far
haven't changed my shirt since this segment was filmed
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
haven't changed my shirt since this segment was filmed
shot roulette on a wednesday night is diabolical work
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
shot roulette on a wednesday night is diabolical work
Black Friday Xbox deals
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Black Friday Xbox deals