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Voted the 43rd most famous employee at TechRadar. Words in magazines like PLAY, PC Gamer, EDGE, and SFX. NUJ member.
Picked up Assassin's Creed Shadows on Nintendo Switch 2 and am very much enjoying being able to dip into my existing save seamlessly.

I can step away from my PC, carry on exactly where I left off on Switch 2 and then jump back in on PC again later - all with no visible syncing required.
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
the online safety act is awesome because it means i can't visit a beer forum without using a VPN but everyone is still allowed unfettered access to the Indecent Images of Children Generation Machine
January 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
credit where credit is due, i am still thinking about how unbelievably awful Bloodlines 2 was two months later
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
what
January 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"heh, that'll never fly with shareholders" I chuckle to myself as I walk past the huge 'stop pollution!' banner outside the local primary school
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
they say he's back on the sandwich spread
January 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
yer da is on R/callofduty asking for Ghosts 2
January 9, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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if ur a slightly competent fictional woman they'll call u a mary sue but if ur Walton Goggins in Fallout u can be an immortal cowboy who was also the original Vault Boy and meet Robert House and be the first person to see a Deathclaw and they'll pog face at ur funko pop
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
spending £2,000 on a graphics card to make Quake 3 look uncomfortably wet
Quake 3 Arena RTX! This Remix mod by woodboy90 brings new textures, PBR materials and Path Tracing to Quake 3, one of my favorite games of all time! Looks incredible 😍
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
howling at the tagline "better than you think" for microwave burgers 😭
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
thinking about the most criminally slept on Nintendo developed Switch game
January 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
this discourse is good because if you mention british indian food the average leftist american turns into tommy robinson
'British food is bad' has been untrue for like a generation and a half at this point but really sticks around in the U.S. U.S. supermarkets are inferior to their U.K. counterparts!
January 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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no you see the point of art criticism is to get both the artist and the critic killed by the audience who hate both of them
January 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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The family of Patrick Dane has made public today the devastating news that their beloved son and brother was in a car accident on December 27th and is no longer with us. His father and stepmother, who were also in the vehicle, are in critical condition, but stable.
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"retail is dying" bro I can see why
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i don't want that
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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The snoozy gamer replied to your upload: this image makes me soo sleepy ;)
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"should we invite Breens over" - my gf unprompted on new year's
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
on one hand it's annoying that the infrastructure between two major cities is this bad but on the other I get so many delay refunds that a solid 3/4 of my (normally prohibitively expensive tickets) are free
I hope I get to sit here for roughly 45 minutes only for the train to be cancelled without warning at some random station later on in the journey because it's fallen too far behind schedule (the next train is in 37 minutes and is so busy you can barely stand)
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Birmingham train stopped at red signal for unknown "incident on the tracks" in record time (less than 20 minutes)
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM