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Black Friday Xbox deals
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Black Friday Xbox deals
Do you ever worry about America's long standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems when eating a burger? I do. A lot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Do you ever worry about America's long standing xenophobia, toxic patriarchal masculinity, and fascism problems when eating a burger? I do. A lot.
eyes glued to my petite bourgeois spy cam (ring doorbell) so I don't miss my delicious treats (gf's Christmas presents) arriving this morning
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
eyes glued to my petite bourgeois spy cam (ring doorbell) so I don't miss my delicious treats (gf's Christmas presents) arriving this morning
my life goal is to obtain an industrial size palette of these
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
my life goal is to obtain an industrial size palette of these
video game fun
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
video game fun
i may not physically be at the Golden Joystick Awards but I'm never too far away 🕵🏼♂️
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i may not physically be at the Golden Joystick Awards but I'm never too far away 🕵🏼♂️
first black friday purchase secured
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
first black friday purchase secured
The next playable Zenless Zone Zero character is a panda-themed call centre worker with a giant circular blade - because why not at this point?
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www.techradar.com/gaming/mobil...
The next Zenless Zone Zero update adds an adorable panda girl that I simply must add to my team
Zenless Zone Zero Verison 2.4 arrives next week, with two new characters to try.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The next playable Zenless Zone Zero character is a panda-themed call centre worker with a giant circular blade - because why not at this point?
www.techradar.com/gaming/mobil...
www.techradar.com/gaming/mobil...
okay is there actually a reason why I get really intense spice cravings and end up eating spoons of hot sauce at random times (no I'm not pregnant)
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
okay is there actually a reason why I get really intense spice cravings and end up eating spoons of hot sauce at random times (no I'm not pregnant)
remembering when someone looked over my shoulder at the office and burst out laughing upon seeing that I was browsing the THRUSTMASTER website
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
remembering when someone looked over my shoulder at the office and burst out laughing upon seeing that I was browsing the THRUSTMASTER website
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As the player two here, the greatest challenge of this boss fight was trying to battle it through the tears of laughter.
Recording my entire Black Ops 7 playthrough meant that I captured moments like when I almost suffocated laughing at
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
As the player two here, the greatest challenge of this boss fight was trying to battle it through the tears of laughter.
immediately clocked that every office chair in Black Ops 7 is an extremely detailed 3D model of a Herman Miller Embody lmao
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
immediately clocked that every office chair in Black Ops 7 is an extremely detailed 3D model of a Herman Miller Embody lmao
Recording my entire Black Ops 7 playthrough meant that I captured moments like when I almost suffocated laughing at
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Recording my entire Black Ops 7 playthrough meant that I captured moments like when I almost suffocated laughing at
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
WEAKEN THE NIGHTMARE
Destroys the growths.
most cucked government with a parliamentary supermajority of all time honestly
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
most cucked government with a parliamentary supermajority of all time honestly
Locking in my prediction of a Knack 3 reveal. www.gamesradar.com/after-10-yea...
After 10 years of splitting opinion, it's time we cut Knack some slack
Opinion | This PlayStation protagonist doesn't deserve to be torn to bits
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November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Locking in my prediction of a Knack 3 reveal. www.gamesradar.com/after-10-yea...
renting in London is so cooked that estate agents are out here advertising properties without bedrooms
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
renting in London is so cooked that estate agents are out here advertising properties without bedrooms
Still a bit annoyed there's no physical version of the cover on the right...
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Still a bit annoyed there's no physical version of the cover on the right...
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
The futuristic outfit and glowing butterflies in the background do such a better job of conveying this game's visual identity than Man With Gun #237
Anno 117 is nowhere near as deep or complicated as 1800, but that's not necessarily a bad thing...
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www.techradar.com/gaming/anno-...
Anno 117: Pax Romana is the one of the most beautiful strategy games ever, but it’s not as deep as its predecessor
Rome was built in a day, apparently
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November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anno 117 is nowhere near as deep or complicated as 1800, but that's not necessarily a bad thing...
www.techradar.com/gaming/anno-...
www.techradar.com/gaming/anno-...
incredible things happening on Instagram
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
incredible things happening on Instagram
Hitman's Paris level was originally gigantic, with a multi-storey restaurant in addition to the palace.
This was cut early on, but was eventually re-used as the starting point of the Bangkok hotel level - hence the slightly incongruous French colonial architecture.
www.techradar.com/gaming/hitma...
This was cut early on, but was eventually re-used as the starting point of the Bangkok hotel level - hence the slightly incongruous French colonial architecture.
www.techradar.com/gaming/hitma...
Hitman developers on how 25 years of the series led to the ultimate stealth game – 'when Absolution shipped, we had 50,000 or 100,000 players every month playing Contracts Mode just enjoying the game ...
Celebrating 25 years of the bald contract killer
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November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hitman's Paris level was originally gigantic, with a multi-storey restaurant in addition to the palace.
This was cut early on, but was eventually re-used as the starting point of the Bangkok hotel level - hence the slightly incongruous French colonial architecture.
www.techradar.com/gaming/hitma...
This was cut early on, but was eventually re-used as the starting point of the Bangkok hotel level - hence the slightly incongruous French colonial architecture.
www.techradar.com/gaming/hitma...