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David Hagerty
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I write C# and Rust to make restaurant do smart and be CRDT

Husband, dad, hobby desirer
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My toddler, watching my dog give my ears a tongue bath:
A man in a navy suit with a blue tie. He is looking down, as if praying. Text reads, “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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lauren @NotABigJerk i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion 9:33 AM • 9/14/22
December 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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lauren @NotABigJerk i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion 9:33 AM • 9/14/22
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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haha i wanna die
A screenshot from a weather app with the text, “The 35-year pollen record in metro Atlanta was shattered on Saturday. The 35-year pollen record in metro Atlanta was shattered on Saturday with a count of 14,801. For context, last year's highest pollen count was 8,740 in April 2024.”
March 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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You know, I was just joking with my wife that my secret was that I’m always angry.
Black text on a white background, monospaced font. There is a single word written - rampage. There is a logo for Merriam-Webster in the bottom right corner.
January 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM