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David Hagerty
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I write C# and Rust to make restaurant do smart and be CRDT

Husband, dad, hobby desirer
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that two things can’t be true at the same time.

Sorry everyone, everything else is not true, QED.
sounds like a problem more agents will fix, just like that monkeys and typewriters thing where eventually you get shakespeare
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
But only @jcsalterego.bsky.social's posts.
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Love to see DPI that doesn't work. Seriously wondering what can stop Indiana at this point.
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Blocked a putt, keeping him from a perfect game at Jimbo Slim’s Putt-Putt and Shaved Ice in PCB.
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
And Mastodon is worse than here. The internet was, is, and ever shall be a mistake.
January 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Yeah, gotta say it’s pretty amazing. I usually had myself stand in as the “adversary” in the loop, but just having another session do it has been pretty dang effective, and I haven’t really done any refinement of prompts yet.
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
“Legendary” Falcons “quarterback”
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Hey look, a senator posting about today’s events and not getting ratioed. And he’s from my state!
Americans are sick and tired of endless war, regime change, and failed attempts to “run” foreign nations.

I am demanding answers & accountability.
January 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Did we just conquer a sovereign nation?
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
This is derogatory, for clarity.
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Bringing back classic United States values like considering both American continents to be our demesne.
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by David Hagerty
Me enjoying watching my favorite team, the Georgia Bulldogs.
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Reposted by David Hagerty
/maɪk bəʊ’bəʊ/
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Gunnar finally saw Branch.
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I’m fucking dying over here.
This, but it’s a screen on second and long.
Mike Bobo, running it up the middle on 3rd and long:
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Okay, now we just need to force a turnover or at least contain a quarterback and offense that have gone super saiyan to a three-and-out so Bobo can do what he does best and eat up clock time while marching down field.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Nah, there’s definitely a band of color right at the front(?) bit that’s lighter than the rest.
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
We bark at children, who expects us to be rational?
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Like, he’s not a _bad_ OC, but he also happens to make enough bone-headed decisions every game that it’s frankly a miracle we are the 3-seed.
January 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Alabama’s backup-QB voodoo isn’t even working, that’s how good they are.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Man, this one is so easy, too. Maybe just don’t try to pass people on two-lane roads. 🤯
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
At least they’re not hiding it with this latest one.
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m gonna learn how to do latte art. I want to surprise my wife with a heart in her latte on Valentine’s Day.
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM