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dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Perk #? of working from home: red squirrels go sproing in the snow
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
the northern lights look weirder than I'd expected
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Had a dream last night Marvin came by to visit and lo and behold
a small orange cat I call Marvin stands next to my rocking chair looking at something (a squirrel) off camera Marvin mid climb up into my lap, his orange fur matches the color of the leaves on the ground Marvin now in mini loaf mode on my lap, he is so small, his head is like half his body, I can relate because I too have a giant head
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Well if it's my choice, give me a hover bike
The speeder bike from Star wars return of the Jedi, a hovering motorcycle thing
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
I am being observed
a gray squirrel stares at me through the fence as I refill the peanut feeder
November 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
"squirrels keep eating all the bird food"
Sorry you can't appreciate the effort they put into it
November 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
The council will see you now, petitioner
A rotund Gray squirrel sitting on a branch of a tree, surrounded by fall colored leaves Two gray squirrels sit on different branches, framed against the gray sky Another round gray squirrel sits with its hands tucked up to its chest as it rests on a tree branch A gray squirrel looks over the fence into the backyard, sitting like a little person. It has tiny adorable ears.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
A panel from the Steven Universe meme where one character says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven" (referring to Hitler in the full context of the four panel comic) while Steven says "Damn"
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
I get all sorts of birds at the feeders
A male cardinal and three brown finches sit around the edge of a bird feeder A small red squirrel sits on the edge of the other bird feeder, as he is so small he can fit on the edge and light enough to keep it from swinging
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Get you a little man who likes watching the birds as much as you do for a good time
Marvin the neighbors orange cat curled up in a small loaf on my lap in the backyard, watching the birds at the feeders with me Marvin looking above the camera with a concerned expression on his little face because he heard a bird somewhere he wasn't expecting (above us in the trees)
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Birds can make many pleasing shapes
A cardinal sitting on a wood fence looking at the camera. It looks incredibly plump and round The cardinal is turned on the fence to look away, revealing its body is incredibly spherical in shape. Like a red ball. Adorable.
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
You aren't a bird what are you doing in that tree
Marvin the neighbors orange cat sitting in the crock of a tree in my backyard where he was menacing the blue jays. He is partly hidden by the green leaves of the tree Marvin the neighbors orange cat sitting in the crock of a tree looking up the trunk to where the blue jays are staring back at him
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Jesus in the bible: go and give all that you have to the poor

The church: best we can do is half an hour
The hours for a local food pantry run by a church, that is only open on Tuesday, for 30 minutes between 10am and 10:30am.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Partners dog likes me I think
An Australian shepherd looking absolutely adorable with her head tucked into my hand and her paw over my arm as I scratch her chin
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Heheheheh
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
I think this cat likes me or something?
Marvin the orange cat laying out on my lap with his head on my knee, eyes closed as he takes a nap Marvin the orange cat sleeping with his head on my knee and one paw laying over my leg Marvin the cat now with his face between my knees completely asleep with his arm still hanging off my leg Marvin the orange cat asleep on my lap, his cheek fur is smooshed up from faceplanting into the gap between my knees
October 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
"copilot has 165 suggestions on how to clean up this data"
Spongebob Squarepants standing in an exaggerated pose to look like a chicken
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Good turn out today, love it when the squirrels sploot like that on the fence
a black squirrel standing on top of the fence above a filled squirrel feeder the black squirrel now stretched out across the top of the fence with its stomach hanging between fence posts, its head resting on the fence post above the feeder Two bluejays sitting on the lower fence railing and the arm of a tray feeder, looking at the black squirrel and peanuts in the squirrel feeder the black squirrel looks at me while still laying stretched out, while the two bluejays debate if they can get to the peanuts safely or not (they could and did)
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Finished repairing (for now) the rocking chair, so far, so good
a small wooden rocking chair on a wood deck, stained brown, with a small matching table for my coffee Marvin the orange cat standing with both paws on the edge of the chair, looking at me as he climbs up for pets and attention Marvin the orange cat now laying across my lap, his head in profile looking to the side Marvin the orange cat, now laying lengthwise down my lap, one arm sticking off to dangle in the air while I scratch the back of his little head
October 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Him face
October 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Aw yee
Marvin the neighbors cat laying on my lap in my backyard, he is making biscuits on my knee as I pet his head, he is looking at the camera with slightly closed eyes Marvin the orange cat laying on my legs with one paw outstretched to touch grass Marvin the orange cat sitting on my lap, facing the camera, with his eyes completely closed in delight as I pet him Marvin the orange cat still laying on my lap as I pet his tiny head
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Caught the neighbors cat playing with a chipmunk, seemed unharmed but nearly catatonic
A very small chipmunk lays on top of a log next to a shelled peanut, it's fur is gray and brown, with dark and light stripes down it's side, it's eyes are partially open but it gives the impression of being asleep A small chipmunk laying on top of a wood log, it is only a few degrees larger than the shelled peanut laying on the log next to it. Its tiny tail hangs down off the edge of the log.
September 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
Lured back outside easily, cause he's a little sweetie
Marvin the orange cat sitting on the porch eating pate and cat treats off a paper plate Marvin mid climb into my lap as I was not providing enough attention to him after he'd finished eating
September 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
I can't open the wet food can if you keep jumping up and trying to eat your desert treats ya dingus
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM