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Toast
@dauntingtoaster.bsky.social
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30+, autistic
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Well, we got our Christmas tree up and Jonesy immediately set right to being a horrible little gremlin.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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saint of the jar
#art
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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i almost never understand what any of you are saying
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Perk #? of working from home: red squirrels go sproing in the snow
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Apex predator Bumble there
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Bat Friday
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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he’s like if ponyo was a cat
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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THAT LITTLE CAT FACE oh my godddddd what a hero
He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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TOO BUSY TO THINK
BIG THANKS TO ANYONE WHO GRABBED A SHIRT LAST WEEK X
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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your moment of calm: a golden-crowned sparrow contemplating the world...
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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sorry, the best i can do is a dictionary
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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shape guy walking regular
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I just want to sleep for a million years
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Nothing sets the holiday mood quite like T.S.O's "Beethoven's Last Night"
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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A man: who, knowing his whole true self, cannot be used or possessed by any power other than himself, and whose life therefore is lived for life’s sake and never in the service of ruin, or pain, or hatred, or the dark.
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Work having two different holiday parties and somehow are surprised I'm not going to either like ? You literally refused to let the rest of my team attend either fuck off
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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hey anyone wanna get drunk at the deprecated relic of a once-prosperous industrial past
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence

programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Work putting the dairy creamer in the non dairy creamer carafe like you have to work in the office it's a rule now shit your pants fucker
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Being productive at work as a form of selfharm
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the northern lights look weirder than I'd expected
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM