JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

From what I'm reading on the timeline, baseball is happening or perhaps has already happened, or both

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

yeah, they don't deserve that

if I could talk to animals I would teach them about the calendar. I think an animal understanding the concept of 'wednesday' is hilarious

oh hey it's friday

my samsara themed escape room continues to kick everyone's ass

mac delivered his MORNING ANNOUNCEMENT from the hallway this morning 📢

Management is demanding we milk Brad from IT today. We are way behind on this project and we need his precious juices. Not a Brad fan but this decision feels rushed.

The hood is off... literally

god, someone challenge them to a raw milk chug or something and free us of them

love the implication if you just rawdog the circumcision you'll be fine, no autism

the only thing RFK Jr can cure is imposter syndrome

"copilot has 165 suggestions on how to clean up this data"

Happy World Cephalopod Day! 🐙This sucker for adventure feels its way through the world!

With thousands of chemical receptors and millions of texture receptors packed into each sucker, the giant Pacific octopus has a real sense for exploration.

This cat

what specific vulnerability and lever did Ben point out though? have any of the NG refuse deployment orders yet?

my coworkers when I'm trying to get them to fix something

for example, there is a spectrum of fair or unfair things that can happen if you (a cis person) commit a crime and are sent to prison

but i will most likely be placed in a men's prison and raped to death no matter the crime/sentence (V coding) with the alternative being solitary confinement forever

I love waiting on people to do their job at work till the point I have to do it for them or we miss deadlines and somehow this doesn't correspond to either a raise, or more people hired

An enterprising journalist that could prove that his aides and advisors are showing Trump fake shit that led to him signing EOs and making policy decisions would be a huge deal. Maybe the biggest story in the history of the Presidency? Bigger than Nixon. Too bad the newspapers quit being newspapers

303 Creative is absolutely a hill to die on. ADF invented a fake gay couple who they claimed asked Lorie Smith to build them a a wedding website. There was no such couple. Also, Smith didn't even make websites. That's just for starters.