My local Tesco has tighter security than the Secure Lab. #alienearth

Why do some people get more upset over Star Wars than actual genocide? #freepalestine

So when is trump gifting Alaska to putain…

Lemme get this straight…

Donald Trump didn’t get a ceasefire deal between Ukraine and Russia.

He clearly didn’t end the war.

He didn’t get Zelenskyy to sign a minerals deal.

He ended the peace talks and canceled a press conference.

And MAGA thinks he’s a brilliant negotiator?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If trump was on The Traitors he would be correctly banished immediately. Shockingly obvious traitor. #krasnov

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊

There’s enough misery in the world without also having to wait a week between episodes of Severance and now The White Lotus.
#severance #thewhitelotus

I just want a strong horror take on Jurassic Park, directed by Fede Álvarez. Is that too much to ask?
#jurassicworldrebirth

Me Yesterday: “I have literally zero interest in watching The Traitors”

Me today: “If we skip dinner we can get 2 more episodes of The Traitors watched”

…
#thetraitors

My vampire buddy has the flu, call him Nosferachoo.

#nosferatu

Anyone got RadAway?
#Fallout #CocktailGeeks

“I’m so gorgeous they had to put me under arrest”: Cat Mustard
#CatsOfBlueSky #FatherTed

Alright, here’s some stuff I like

* Climbing
* Cats
* Coffee
* Tattoos
* Travel
* From Software
* Stephen King
* Books in general
* Yoga
* Running
* Resident Evil
* Enjoying a gig but wanting to leave
* ITYSL
* Comedy Paranormal Podcasts
* Spooky shit in general
* Overnight oats

#promosky