Dave Goddard
@davecommentator.bsky.social
Socially awkward weirdo.
Another coincidence on my feed.
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Another coincidence on my feed.
Thought they'd gone bust years ago, last one I remember seeing one was at my local bowling alley and that has to be more than 20 years ago.
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Thought they'd gone bust years ago, last one I remember seeing one was at my local bowling alley and that has to be more than 20 years ago.
WW3 was won in 2020 without a single shot being fired.
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
WW3 was won in 2020 without a single shot being fired.
Westminster estates were extremely rare even when new. I believe that one belongs to a former banger racer who raced many of the saloons during his career!
February 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Westminster estates were extremely rare even when new. I believe that one belongs to a former banger racer who raced many of the saloons during his career!
Didn't know Marouane Fellaini was making a comeback.
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Didn't know Marouane Fellaini was making a comeback.
If someone says it to me I just reply "10-4" and wait for the confused look.
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If someone says it to me I just reply "10-4" and wait for the confused look.
Exactly. It's cos everything in life is measured by how many "likes" it gets. We've become shallower than Windermere in a drought.
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Exactly. It's cos everything in life is measured by how many "likes" it gets. We've become shallower than Windermere in a drought.
Will people PLEASE let that die out? It's not funny any more and the people who live there must have all moved out through sheer frustration.
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Will people PLEASE let that die out? It's not funny any more and the people who live there must have all moved out through sheer frustration.
Take up railway modelling then, even if she leaves you you'll still be N gauged.
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Take up railway modelling then, even if she leaves you you'll still be N gauged.
I live about five minutes from the M6 Toll, and you're right!
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I live about five minutes from the M6 Toll, and you're right!
"WHERE'S THE CUEBALL GOING?"
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 AM
"WHERE'S THE CUEBALL GOING?"
Make players guilty of it play in an ice hockey match - if you do that there the opposition just keep walloping you and it's legal!
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Make players guilty of it play in an ice hockey match - if you do that there the opposition just keep walloping you and it's legal!
Anyone want to stereotype what the owner looks like?
January 28, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Anyone want to stereotype what the owner looks like?
Jesus, I'm sorry to hear that :( things thankfully were not that volatile in my house, but I would still have been firmly on the receiving end if I had transgressed at school and the fear was enough to put me off doing anything out of line.
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Jesus, I'm sorry to hear that :( things thankfully were not that volatile in my house, but I would still have been firmly on the receiving end if I had transgressed at school and the fear was enough to put me off doing anything out of line.
I was too scared to get into trouble at school or do anything leading to being "on report" for the same reason - my parents would have probably thrown me out of the house!
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I was too scared to get into trouble at school or do anything leading to being "on report" for the same reason - my parents would have probably thrown me out of the house!
League of Gentlemen?
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
League of Gentlemen?
I can't believe people used to want to be on it.
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I can't believe people used to want to be on it.
If that's your attitude, shall we just get rid of all males and solve all the world's problems in one swoop?
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
If that's your attitude, shall we just get rid of all males and solve all the world's problems in one swoop?
There is nothing at all childish about that, do not worry - fear of the dark is something people of all ages can have. Your partner would totally understand and probably quite like to hear that they make you feel safe.
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
There is nothing at all childish about that, do not worry - fear of the dark is something people of all ages can have. Your partner would totally understand and probably quite like to hear that they make you feel safe.