I wish I was scanning my palm in a sterile-white, plastic room to gain entry to the Tissue Enhancement Suite instead of scanning my stupid fucking keychain to enter the SHARK TANK & TREADMILL ZONE

You went from palmprints to apps?

I have a silly little keychain thing like I'm buying groceries and scanning for the gas discount

A man of class, I see

Stout or porter tho

I have posted
the docs
that were in
your trunk

and which
you were probably
reading
at breakfast

Forgive me
they were a gold mine
so rich
and so many

Copyright Credit: William

Toss the motherfuckers out on their asses. They'll get DUIs/get arrested for getting in bar fights before they form some kind of meaningful threat - these guys are simply not capable of discipline or coordination where they don't also have "you can't touch me but I can fuck you up" state support.

For real though. They're not trench-hardened sturmtruppen fresh from 4 straight years of killing frenchmen with bayonets and entrenching tools on the western front.

They're a bunch of chuds who got like 6 weeks of "training", some UCP, and a badge. They're capable of getting DUIs & not much else.

Glory to Forerunner of the Revolution Stancil and the First Guards Honda Fit Army

There's logic to it?