out of office grapes
@davegrapes.bsky.social
out with the old, cheated by the new
This guy’s a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!
December 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
This guy’s a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!
No he didn’t. That’s not true. In fact, he had crippling depression.
December 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
No he didn’t. That’s not true. In fact, he had crippling depression.
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Share this to raise Rowsdower awareness. 🙏 🇨🇦
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December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Share this to raise Rowsdower awareness. 🙏 🇨🇦
Join the cause: Rowsdower.com
Join the cause: Rowsdower.com
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later on, I am going to be reading Albert Einstein's papers while in a tuxedo in case someone happens by and takes a picture of me
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
later on, I am going to be reading Albert Einstein's papers while in a tuxedo in case someone happens by and takes a picture of me
Has anyone tried to make the case yet that calling it “AI slop” is rude to computers
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Has anyone tried to make the case yet that calling it “AI slop” is rude to computers
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There’s still a few more honky tonks in town.
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There’s still a few more honky tonks in town.
Checking the Seahawks QB depth chart for no particular reason
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Checking the Seahawks QB depth chart for no particular reason
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Tuesday is the "Stupid Day" of my week. Tuesday, you suck shit, and have no redeeming qualities. I'd sentence you to die by electric chair if I could!
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tuesday is the "Stupid Day" of my week. Tuesday, you suck shit, and have no redeeming qualities. I'd sentence you to die by electric chair if I could!
I have way too much time for poasting today
December 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have way too much time for poasting today
Why is everyone/everything so fucking annoying
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Why is everyone/everything so fucking annoying
now that the dust is settling on the Hughes trade: there are teams whose jerseys I would have hated seeing him wear, far (far) more so than Minnesota.
Goodbye, Quinn. Over 5 years or so, I never quite figured out if it was "Quin" or "Quinn." Also you're arguably the best to ever play for my team.
Goodbye, Quinn. Over 5 years or so, I never quite figured out if it was "Quin" or "Quinn." Also you're arguably the best to ever play for my team.
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
now that the dust is settling on the Hughes trade: there are teams whose jerseys I would have hated seeing him wear, far (far) more so than Minnesota.
Goodbye, Quinn. Over 5 years or so, I never quite figured out if it was "Quin" or "Quinn." Also you're arguably the best to ever play for my team.
Goodbye, Quinn. Over 5 years or so, I never quite figured out if it was "Quin" or "Quinn." Also you're arguably the best to ever play for my team.
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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The 5 best genres of football player are:
1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back
2 Unstoppable train RB
3 Game wrecking DE
4 Don't go over the middle near him safety
5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT
1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back
2 Unstoppable train RB
3 Game wrecking DE
4 Don't go over the middle near him safety
5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT
January 7, 2024 at 10:34 PM
The 5 best genres of football player are:
1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back
2 Unstoppable train RB
3 Game wrecking DE
4 Don't go over the middle near him safety
5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT
1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back
2 Unstoppable train RB
3 Game wrecking DE
4 Don't go over the middle near him safety
5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT
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elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence
Tough ad for brown jacket guy I guess
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tough ad for brown jacket guy I guess
tasks I've stared at around the house and thought "that needs to be dealt with": around 14
tasks I've actually dealt with: let's not talk about that
tasks I've actually dealt with: let's not talk about that
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
tasks I've stared at around the house and thought "that needs to be dealt with": around 14
tasks I've actually dealt with: let's not talk about that
tasks I've actually dealt with: let's not talk about that
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got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
AdBlock just advertised at me
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
AdBlock just advertised at me
I’ve got a lot to take care of this weekend, which will make it difficult to catch up on 48 hours of sleep as I had originally planned.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’ve got a lot to take care of this weekend, which will make it difficult to catch up on 48 hours of sleep as I had originally planned.
I’ve decided that I am the winner of the first annual Davegrapes Peace Prize Award. Congratulate me at your earliest convenience.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve decided that I am the winner of the first annual Davegrapes Peace Prize Award. Congratulate me at your earliest convenience.
Say, friend.. you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Say, friend.. you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?
Actually gave Wikipedia $50. What the hell. Their reward for not turning into pure shit.
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Actually gave Wikipedia $50. What the hell. Their reward for not turning into pure shit.
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🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs