Dave Hoffer
@davehoffer.bsky.social
In order to have a Fyre Festival 2, there would have had to have been a Fyre Festival 1. That “2” is postponed is hilarious. Someone should make a comedy series out of this.
Fyre Festival 2 has been "postponed," according to the event organizers
Fyre Festival 2 is postponed, no new date set
Fyre Festival 2 has been "postponed," according to the organizers.
abcnews.go.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In order to have a Fyre Festival 2, there would have had to have been a Fyre Festival 1. That “2” is postponed is hilarious. Someone should make a comedy series out of this.
So let me get this straight. After 55 years of Passover, hearing about how every generation faces an evil that rises up against us, it turns out this is fucking true?
April 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
So let me get this straight. After 55 years of Passover, hearing about how every generation faces an evil that rises up against us, it turns out this is fucking true?
I think it was Checkov who said, “If a blender is introduced in the the first act…”
a banana is being blended in a blender on a counter top
ALT: a banana is being blended in a blender on a counter top
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think it was Checkov who said, “If a blender is introduced in the the first act…”
Hear me out. What if Musk is actually just the world’s worst prop comic?
April 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hear me out. What if Musk is actually just the world’s worst prop comic?
Happy 91st birthday Jane Goodall!
April 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Happy 91st birthday Jane Goodall!
Covid didn’t help our baking skills.
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Covid didn’t help our baking skills.
Poem. Author unknown
February 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Poem. Author unknown
I love the illustration on this book cover.
February 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I love the illustration on this book cover.
Nitrogen ice cream. As if ice cream were not delicious enough.
February 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Nitrogen ice cream. As if ice cream were not delicious enough.
My wife wrote a beautiful obituary for her dad. www.ascherzimmerman.com/m/obituaries... he was a good guy.
Ronald Phillip Weiss - View Obituary & Service Information
Share Memories and Support the Family.
www.ascherzimmerman.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My wife wrote a beautiful obituary for her dad. www.ascherzimmerman.com/m/obituaries... he was a good guy.
Stocks crash? Plane crashes? He’s doing a bang up job so far.
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Stocks crash? Plane crashes? He’s doing a bang up job so far.
The Adam’s case is dropped and no pardons coming for Menendez. Justice has had its blindfold removed.
January 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Adam’s case is dropped and no pardons coming for Menendez. Justice has had its blindfold removed.
My dog is VERY excited. Or about to attack.
January 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My dog is VERY excited. Or about to attack.
My dog is not impressed.
January 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My dog is not impressed.
Wow that was quick. And what a weird return message. He’s not even the fucking President yet.
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow that was quick. And what a weird return message. He’s not even the fucking President yet.
This is strange. I feel so bad for all those folks invested in TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is strange. I feel so bad for all those folks invested in TikTok.
Oh I totally forgot about Clubhouse!
January 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh I totally forgot about Clubhouse!
Finally deleted Facebook/instagam/threads.
January 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Finally deleted Facebook/instagam/threads.
He was too young to die.
December 29, 2024 at 9:44 PM
He was too young to die.
Update on the North Carolina escaped monkeys. 4 remain free - living their best monkey lives.
December 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Update on the North Carolina escaped monkeys. 4 remain free - living their best monkey lives.
East Bay Reservoir - foggy morning
December 24, 2024 at 5:40 PM
East Bay Reservoir - foggy morning
Reposted by Dave Hoffer
Any self-help book you didn’t write is not a self-help book.
December 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Any self-help book you didn’t write is not a self-help book.