Dave Holmes
@daveholmes.bsky.social
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Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
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I will never get over how stupid and awful and ugly this whole moment is.
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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Used to be a guy like this would just be funneled straight to private equity
nullifie.bsky.social
The year is 2003.

17-year-old Stephen Miller is sitting in the back of a school bus talking about torture, as in “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."

Miller looks directly into the camera and describes the torturing Iraqis in gruesome detail, as his peers laugh uncomfortably.
daveholmes.bsky.social
Throughout time and across the infinite and multidimensional universe, this is the most embarrassing shit that has ever happened.
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Not the most important thing, but he sure does change who he’s addressing right in the middle there.
dbernstein.bsky.social
Oh he can just unilaterally pass unconstitutional laws now huh ok
daveholmes.bsky.social
Some of us are like "this song is nice" and some of us are like "the use of the word 'green' is a reference to a comment left on an Audrey Hobart IG post by Conan Grey in 2023 where if you read it in reverse the first letters of the first four words are S-E-R-P which is obviously
daveholmes.bsky.social
It is THE Diet Slice anthem.
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This moment is like a reboot of Revenge of the Nerds without the nerds. It’s just Ogre and Ted McGinley doing whatever they want and facing no conflict or resistance.
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Rep. Carlos Gimenez defends Trump's racist AI videos: "You're gonna see more of these things happen, and so people need to develop a little bit thicker skin ... if you complain about it you're just going to get more of it"
daveholmes.bsky.social
I miss Indie 103.1 you guys
daveholmes.bsky.social
Today’s speech will be known forever as the No Fats No Fems Address
daveholmes.bsky.social
If any of what Pete Hegseth or Donald Trump have said today conveys “strength” to you, I would encourage you to meet a human being.
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Feel good hit of the season
wutangforchildren.bsky.social
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
daveholmes.bsky.social
HIS IRREPRESSIBLE JOY
forbes.com
As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.
Jimmy Fallon On The Future Of Late Night And Being A Super Marketer
As late-night television declines, The Tonight Show host is preparing for tomorrow by building an entertainment empire based on his irrepressible joy. With the launch of his new marketing competition show, On Brand, he’s getting down to business.
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daveholmes.bsky.social
I remember “some poorer people in rural areas deal with life’s challenges by clinging to guns and religion” being the greatest insult of all time.
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Hosting the fan q&a/soundcheck with The Hold Steady at the Teragram at 4p today. Got Qs for THS to A? Lay them on me.
daveholmes.bsky.social
The Vineyard Vines mailing list should be designated a domestic terrorist organization.
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The new face of Republican youth outreach:

A kid named Brilyn Hollyhand (lol), who flies private while arguing against raising the minimum wage.
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Hepatita, tell me what’s wrong
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Jimmy and his writing staff are honestly some of the funniest people I know, and also some of the best people, and the way you know they’re funny and good is that this goofy pampered clown has this much time to be this angry at them.
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He DMs like this too, is my takeaway.
kyledcheney.bsky.social
Trump criticizes Pam Bondi for not charging his adversaries quickly enough, in a Truth Social post that looks a lot like a DM. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...