Billy Jor-El
@davehumbird.bsky.social
model citizen | zero discipline
Je suis…how you say…dysregulated?
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Je suis…how you say…dysregulated?
28 F this morning, we went out for 10 minutes and he fuckin shattered this thing against a wall
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
28 F this morning, we went out for 10 minutes and he fuckin shattered this thing against a wall
newyerars resolution to learn DVORAK keyboraed
January 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
newyerars resolution to learn DVORAK keyboraed
And I would eat five hundred pies
And uh I would eat five hundred more
Just to be the man who ate a thousand
Pies and asked you for some more
And uh I would eat five hundred more
Just to be the man who ate a thousand
Pies and asked you for some more
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
And I would eat five hundred pies
And uh I would eat five hundred more
Just to be the man who ate a thousand
Pies and asked you for some more
And uh I would eat five hundred more
Just to be the man who ate a thousand
Pies and asked you for some more
Is this anything
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is this anything
The Fog of President
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Fog of President
Lisdexamfetamine al-Ghaib
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Lisdexamfetamine al-Ghaib
All steals, no deals
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
All steals, no deals
Reposted by Billy Jor-El
“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.”
September 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
“Decorative gourd” comes from the Greek “deka,” meaning “ten little pumpkins.”
Become uncrustable
September 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Become uncrustable
Whack fol the diddle oh, there’s crackers in the barrel
August 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Whack fol the diddle oh, there’s crackers in the barrel
Baghdad Bob-ass administration
August 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Baghdad Bob-ass administration
Watching my stories
June 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching my stories
Every character in Anora has endorsed Cuomo
June 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Every character in Anora has endorsed Cuomo
“But we have withering critiques of the tech oligarchy at home!”
The withering critique at home:
The withering critique at home:
June 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
“But we have withering critiques of the tech oligarchy at home!”
The withering critique at home:
The withering critique at home:
Absolutely gutted to learn that my TV thinks my name is GGLUSERO
May 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Absolutely gutted to learn that my TV thinks my name is GGLUSERO
“Gut bacteria” is German for “good bacteria”
May 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Gut bacteria” is German for “good bacteria”
Rolling into Monday like
May 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rolling into Monday like
I wish the hat a little bit taller
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
May 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I wish the hat a little bit taller
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
I wish-a Pizzaballa
I wish a catholic girl could be pope
I would call her
the snakebite guy has an amazing publicist
May 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
the snakebite guy has an amazing publicist
This country is in a dire situation*
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This country is in a dire situation*
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
*Gene-edited situation clone with dire characteristics
Reposted by Billy Jor-El
Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era
April 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Mid-April; I’m in my graupel era
Reposted by Billy Jor-El
What is this AI slop
September 2, 2024 at 2:16 AM
What is this AI slop