Billy Jor-El
@davehumbird.bsky.social
model citizen | zero discipline
get well soon (derogatory)
January 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
get well soon (derogatory)
Jesus. Head on in—I shall roll this boulder to close your cave.
January 19, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Jesus. Head on in—I shall roll this boulder to close your cave.
Some patients reported “hell yeah”
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Some patients reported “hell yeah”
Really looking forward to the whiskey, you guys
January 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Really looking forward to the whiskey, you guys
I've been watering the lawn! (mostly to wash the dog piss down)
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I've been watering the lawn! (mostly to wash the dog piss down)
Any small animal is lowkey murderous when having rabies is the vibe
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Any small animal is lowkey murderous when having rabies is the vibe
Last time I was there, it got so hot in our tarmac bus that a poor dude fainted. It was JANUARY
January 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Last time I was there, it got so hot in our tarmac bus that a poor dude fainted. It was JANUARY
I can see it now:
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1.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I can see it now:
1.
1.
I’m sitting in the dark, knife in hand, waiting for his signature catch phrase:
“Beep beep coming thru lol”
“Beep beep coming thru lol”
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m sitting in the dark, knife in hand, waiting for his signature catch phrase:
“Beep beep coming thru lol”
“Beep beep coming thru lol”
That’s mindset mindset
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
That’s mindset mindset
My dude has his shoulder pad in the middle of his chest, A+ fit
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My dude has his shoulder pad in the middle of his chest, A+ fit
Wasn’t that just Foxworthy? The one I remember was “momonym.” (My mother and her peer group)
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wasn’t that just Foxworthy? The one I remember was “momonym.” (My mother and her peer group)
Indeed, some rough fffucking years
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Indeed, some rough fffucking years
Easily guessed passwords near me
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Easily guessed passwords near me
Hey Heinz pls follow back ig hab ne frage
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Hey Heinz pls follow back ig hab ne frage