Dave Kartunen
@davekartunen.bsky.social
Recovering news anchor. National Edward R. Murrow Award winner. High sensation seeker. Highly sensitive person.
Seeking equity and post-traumatic growth in Sudbury, Mass. thru kartoonEDU.com
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Alas, coach did NOT put me into the game.
And here I am.
And here I am.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Alas, coach did NOT put me into the game.
And here I am.
And here I am.
Except for this, of course.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Except for this, of course.
And this sweater, I believe, tops Any American team’s uniform in any sport.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
And this sweater, I believe, tops Any American team’s uniform in any sport.
Two exceptions, actually. If the Montreal Canadiens didn’t exist, this would be the greatest sweater in hockey.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Two exceptions, actually. If the Montreal Canadiens didn’t exist, this would be the greatest sweater in hockey.
The Edmonton Oilers are the one exception to this rule, because they integrated their team name and font into the logo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The Edmonton Oilers are the one exception to this rule, because they integrated their team name and font into the logo.
I never thought Utah sports could possibly get anything right, but they’ve done a nice job with the sweater and mascot here.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I never thought Utah sports could possibly get anything right, but they’ve done a nice job with the sweater and mascot here.
This one is the rare newer sweater to get it right.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This one is the rare newer sweater to get it right.
This sweater can’t be replaced, but it’s truly terrible.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This sweater can’t be replaced, but it’s truly terrible.
I miss this one the most.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I miss this one the most.
I blessed the bottle
I should’ve been blessing you
I should’ve been blessing you
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I blessed the bottle
I should’ve been blessing you
I should’ve been blessing you
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Searching for any sign of distress, and I would say that Leavitt acknowledging timelines and associations is a glimmer.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Searching for any sign of distress, and I would say that Leavitt acknowledging timelines and associations is a glimmer.
You’d be in our favorites, Darth!
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’d be in our favorites, Darth!
What's a great movie image that's ingrained in your head?
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What's a great movie image that's ingrained in your head?
As a profitable business model? Meh.
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
October 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
As a profitable business model? Meh.
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I got GPT5 to accept the truth tonight. I’ll bet even @edzitron.com can get on board with this.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
August 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I got GPT5 to accept the truth tonight. I’ll bet even @edzitron.com can get on board with this.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.