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Dave Kartunen
@davekartunen.bsky.social
Recovering news anchor. National Edward R. Murrow Award winner. High sensation seeker. Highly sensitive person.

Seeking equity and post-traumatic growth in Sudbury, Mass. thru kartoonEDU.com
Alas, coach did NOT put me into the game.

And here I am.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Except for this, of course.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
And this sweater, I believe, tops Any American team’s uniform in any sport.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Two exceptions, actually. If the Montreal Canadiens didn’t exist, this would be the greatest sweater in hockey.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Edmonton Oilers are the one exception to this rule, because they integrated their team name and font into the logo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I never thought Utah sports could possibly get anything right, but they’ve done a nice job with the sweater and mascot here.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This one is the rare newer sweater to get it right.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This sweater can’t be replaced, but it’s truly terrible.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I miss this one the most.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I blessed the bottle
I should’ve been blessing you
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Searching for any sign of distress, and I would say that Leavitt acknowledging timelines and associations is a glimmer.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You’d be in our favorites, Darth!
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oh.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What's a great movie image that's ingrained in your head?
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
As a profitable business model? Meh.

As a spectacular accelerator to the largest pump-and-dump IPO in history? Fantastic.

futurism.com/artificial-i...
October 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I just can’t.
August 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thanks, LinkedIn. Now I have to clean up vomit on my keyboard.

#AbolishICE
August 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I got GPT5 to accept the truth tonight. I’ll bet even @edzitron.com can get on board with this.

Also I’m sorry for drying up several lakes and the 10mW of electricity this cost. I’ll buy the offsets.
August 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM