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Dave Kartunen
@davekartunen.bsky.social
Recovering news anchor. National Edward R. Murrow Award winner. High sensation seeker. Highly sensitive person.

Seeking equity and post-traumatic growth in Sudbury, Mass. thru kartoonEDU.com
Strong floor. New roof. Tight windows and doors. Heavy insulation made of non-toxic materials. Fiber, electric, solar.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Bunch of dudes afraid of dying. I can’t wait until they figure out they have to do their own laundry and will most certainly never procreate.
Wait so there are Peter Thiel-backed landlocked seasteading libertarian cities that the current Honduras govt wants to get rid of that Roger Stone has been advocating for that JOH also supports? And Stone has also been advocating for JOH 's pardon?

www.nytimes.com/2024/08/28/m...
The For-Profit City That Might Come Crashing Down (Published 2024)
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Recipe of a bully, Venezuela edition:

✅ They have something I value (oil).

✅ They can’t defend themselves.

✅ They don’t have any friends who I hold in high regard.

✅ It will redirect attention from my insecurities (Epstein and economy).

✅ It would have made my father proud of me.
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by Dave Kartunen
The scene now at Lafayette and Howard, diagonal to the ICE garage which activists remain camped out in front of on both sides of the building.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”
Happening now near Canal Street, federal agents had been staging inside a fed owned parking garage, now being confronted by a group of protesters. masked agents are looking on from above.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Alas, coach did NOT put me into the game.

And here I am.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
These are all companies we can influence to do better, with our feet and with our wallets.
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."

Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you believe use of AI for work is a hidden tell for lack of intelligence, welp.
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.

I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I have definitely adopted a Bostonian’s level of profanity in life, but still keep it pretty tight online.
@davekartunen.bsky.social has swears! They've used 21 profanities in their last 813 posts.

🥇 "hell" (3 times)
🥈 "asshole" (3 times)
🥉 "fuck" (3 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@profanity.accountant I know all the words but don’t think I use them that much… on here, at least.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
@jamellebouie.net welcome to the club!
among other things a trip to costco is an easy way to keep two little kids occupied for a chunk of an afternoon
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I guess it’s clear why the lawmakers needed to make that video
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Why is there so much immigration to the United States from the Northern Triangle?

Oh. Right.
Hernandez also has a cameo in Gangsters of Capitalism
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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With no evidence whatsoever I stand by my theory that they’re terrorizing some small time drug traffickers to benefit some bigger competitor.
Juan Hernández, a former president of Honduras, was found guilty by a US jury last year of conspiring to import cocaine, via one of "most violent drug trafficking conspiracies in the world"

Trump intends to pardon him.

By Shawn McCreesh, Annie Correal, Jeff Ernst

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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It's your annual reminder that these next 4-5 days are prime "unsubscribe" days. You don't remember how you got on that list begging you to spend money? You no longer spend money at that outlet? Unsubscribe o'clock, baby.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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There has always been a type of person who becomes a journalist because they want to get next to power or success or fame. It is dumb to be reflexively cynical and suggest that that is all, or most, journalists. But they're the dangerous ones, and what's frustrating is, they're not hard to spot.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Just thinking about the profound impact on our lives that the craven, selfish, petty choices made by ‘access journalists’ has had. Never working again is the bare minimum of accountability.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.

And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.

We're all agree on that, right?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“Good Times, Bad Times” Led Zeppelin, Led Zeppelin

“Welcome to the Jungle” Appetite for Destruction, Guns n’ Roses

“Like a Rolling Stone” Highway 61 Revisited, Bob Dylan

“Space Oddity” Space Oddity, David Bowie

And, my favorite: “Want” Unfun, Jawbreaker

LZ, GnR and Jawbreaker were debuts!
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Apparently ChatGPT has 35 million paying subscribers now. I do not think that most of them are paying $20, also why is this data “as of July”? My reporting was accrual accounting so it was the quarter it was booked. The truth about this company is going to be grim
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Boy oh boy do companies love to pollute Louisiana. Especially the places where all the Black folks live.
"It seems like a marvel of financial engineering: Meta is building a $27 billion data center in Louisiana, financed with debt, and neither the data center nor the debt will be on its own balance sheet."
AI Meets Aggressive Accounting at Meta’s Gigantic New Data Center
Favorable treatment off the balance sheet hinges on some convenient assumptions.
www.wsj.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM