Dave Mclean Jr
@davemcleanjr.bsky.social
Inventor of the wheel and winner of the Nobel Prize for Lying. Some serious tweets, some silly ones, and a lot of stream of conciousness stuff. Crazy cat man.
He's not going to 'run' Venezuela. He and his gang are going to plunder Venezuela. Big diff!
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
He's not going to 'run' Venezuela. He and his gang are going to plunder Venezuela. Big diff!
This James Dyson who as long ago as 2002 was putting Brits out of work so he could use cheaper labour abroad. His opinion is not worth listening to.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england...
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BBC NEWS | UK | England | Dyson plant shuts up shop
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January 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
This James Dyson who as long ago as 2002 was putting Brits out of work so he could use cheaper labour abroad. His opinion is not worth listening to.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england...
This James Dyson, who as long ago as 2002 was laying off Brits so he could use cheaper labour abroad. The man is an ar5e.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england...
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Dyson plant shuts up shop
news.bbc.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
This James Dyson, who as long ago as 2002 was laying off Brits so he could use cheaper labour abroad. The man is an ar5e.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england...
When I used to walk down my avenue on bin day I was always struck by the amount of wine bottles in the glass recycling bin. The UK's drinking pandemic isn't in pubs and clubs, it's behind the well manicured front doors of middle class, middle aged Britain where people drink daily.
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
When I used to walk down my avenue on bin day I was always struck by the amount of wine bottles in the glass recycling bin. The UK's drinking pandemic isn't in pubs and clubs, it's behind the well manicured front doors of middle class, middle aged Britain where people drink daily.
Stick to your Taylor Swift tunes on your 5hitty little bluetooth speaker. That's your level.
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Stick to your Taylor Swift tunes on your 5hitty little bluetooth speaker. That's your level.
Can't be a real MD surely? But I guess it's the USA, so any and all wierd clown-show clusterfcuk shit is possible.
January 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Can't be a real MD surely? But I guess it's the USA, so any and all wierd clown-show clusterfcuk shit is possible.
I'm a Conservative Party councillor* and I find the mention of Poll Tax makes he hard as a rock. The thought of Maggie gets me there too soon.
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January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I'm a Conservative Party councillor* and I find the mention of Poll Tax makes he hard as a rock. The thought of Maggie gets me there too soon.
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My telly is an LG. It's OK I suppose, but not worthy of a social media post to congratulate the makers.
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My telly is an LG. It's OK I suppose, but not worthy of a social media post to congratulate the makers.
I've always thought basic first aid should be a core of the school curriculum. If there's no room drop RE, which is a pointless waste of time. Simple choice if you collapse - Resuscitation or a prayer. Which would you want?
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I've always thought basic first aid should be a core of the school curriculum. If there's no room drop RE, which is a pointless waste of time. Simple choice if you collapse - Resuscitation or a prayer. Which would you want?
UK farmers just as dumb as US farmers who are now losing their farms to Trump's crazy economics.
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 PM
UK farmers just as dumb as US farmers who are now losing their farms to Trump's crazy economics.
When my cat started licking the drive the vet joked he probably had a vitamin deficiency. Until the blood tests confirmed he had feline leukemia.
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
When my cat started licking the drive the vet joked he probably had a vitamin deficiency. Until the blood tests confirmed he had feline leukemia.
It was criticised by the 'a woman's place is at the kitchen sink' mob before it was even released. And few of them actually watched it because, ultimately, women scare them.
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It was criticised by the 'a woman's place is at the kitchen sink' mob before it was even released. And few of them actually watched it because, ultimately, women scare them.
I have never in my 40+ years of working in numerous jobs and industries ever seen a leaving speech.
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I have never in my 40+ years of working in numerous jobs and industries ever seen a leaving speech.
Wow! Coincidence! I've scribbled my phone number and "12 inches, no joke" on the back of every cubicle door!
December 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Wow! Coincidence! I've scribbled my phone number and "12 inches, no joke" on the back of every cubicle door!
If your missus buys you a novelty Xmas jumper for you to wear at the pub she hates you and enjoys making you look like a tw@t. Don't believe me? Ask yourself, how would she react if you bought her something equally as naff and told her to wear it when she goes out with the girls?
December 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
If your missus buys you a novelty Xmas jumper for you to wear at the pub she hates you and enjoys making you look like a tw@t. Don't believe me? Ask yourself, how would she react if you bought her something equally as naff and told her to wear it when she goes out with the girls?
Grow up. A printer that connects and works when you want it to is sci-fi fantasy stuff, like the transporters Dr Spock uses in Star Wars.
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Grow up. A printer that connects and works when you want it to is sci-fi fantasy stuff, like the transporters Dr Spock uses in Star Wars.
I endorse this opinion
December 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I endorse this opinion
We get it. You caught your missus getting back-scuttled by DJ Dave Best (You've heard the rest, how hear the Best) at Bev and Steve's engagement party.
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We get it. You caught your missus getting back-scuttled by DJ Dave Best (You've heard the rest, how hear the Best) at Bev and Steve's engagement party.
I miss the days when I could aspire to be an 'imagineer'.
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I miss the days when I could aspire to be an 'imagineer'.
America is one fcukd up system.
December 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
America is one fcukd up system.