The Dervish
daveorite.bsky.social
The Dervish
@daveorite.bsky.social
A charming grub.
If I'm alarmist, I'm happy to be wrong, and I hope dearly that the worst of what's expected to happen never materializes.

We've seen this pattern before, within current lifetimes. I can't sit with good conscience in silence.
February 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Nobody is coming to save us.

Get to know your streets and neighbors.

Arm yourselves.

Whatever is coming inside the USA is going to make Operation Hummingbird look like child's play.

This is not to alarm, but inform. Our stability is about to be shattered, with all the safeguards stripped away.
February 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Mediumes. Eventually Stop Improving.
February 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Fucking. JUNIMO KART.
February 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
February is now Occasional Bird Facts Month because I declared it

did you know that crows have the highest brain-to-body ratio of any flying bird?
February 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
my skeleton plays itself face-up in attack mode, and I pass turn
December 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Wish I had a setting between "giving them the ol razzle dazzle" and "a manatee on heroin would get more done today"
December 26, 2024 at 10:51 PM
A yeet is as good as a yoink to a blind horse
December 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
My give a fuck isn't busted but it sure is throwing some strange error codes
December 2, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Borb Birb BIRD
November 30, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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how your email finds me
November 28, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Now there's a face of a real go-getter
November 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
didn't wash the Me this morning so now my whacks are all out

More on order though
November 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
do you think ewoks listen to Yubstep
November 27, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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One of my favourite pokemon facts is that gen 1 has 2 softlocks before you even get to Viridian Forest
November 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Still got one fuck to give

don't know why everyone keeps leaving them everywhere
November 26, 2024 at 4:24 AM
With great power comes the detachment from responsibility
November 25, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Party on top, business on bottom
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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If the indica doesn’t make my head feel like a large boulder the size of a small boulder I don’t want it.
November 25, 2024 at 12:24 AM
If fish could scream I wouldn't blame them
November 24, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Where once was a guacamole burger-shaped hole in my psyche, now is peace and contentment
November 23, 2024 at 11:42 PM
happy hoodie and shorts weather in November to the people whose heat all goes to their legs for some fucking reason (it's me I'm people)
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.
November 23, 2024 at 12:42 AM
More bugs 🐛
November 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Some bugs today :)
November 22, 2024 at 6:54 PM