daveslash
@daveslash.bsky.social
I found it:
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I found it:
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Better yet, imagine if all that money was spent on educating actual people and not "educating" machines
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Better yet, imagine if all that money was spent on educating actual people and not "educating" machines
42 is what you get if you multiply six by nine...
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
42 is what you get if you multiply six by nine...
They have a supreme lack of faith.
of the heart.
of the heart.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
They have a supreme lack of faith.
of the heart.
of the heart.
tinybaby for president
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
tinybaby for president
Reposted by daveslash
it doesn't guarantee anything. you're a fucking idiot. you're Charlie Brown totally believing Lucy is going to hold the football this time
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
it doesn't guarantee anything. you're a fucking idiot. you're Charlie Brown totally believing Lucy is going to hold the football this time
my public IP is actually 127.0.0.1 but whatever 🙄
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
my public IP is actually 127.0.0.1 but whatever 🙄
how many times did you break the temporal prime directive?
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
how many times did you break the temporal prime directive?
I love how the argument tends to be "he's not a Nazi, he's just a complete imbecile when it comes to things Nazis do."
uhh also not the moment for that either
uhh also not the moment for that either
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I love how the argument tends to be "he's not a Nazi, he's just a complete imbecile when it comes to things Nazis do."
uhh also not the moment for that either
uhh also not the moment for that either