Unexpected Dave
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Your parasocial guy crashing on the couch
Yeah. I mean, the show probably wouldn't have had the longevity it has if Bob still smoked crack with sex workers, or abused pain pills until he was driven into a hallucinatory murderous frenzy. But it was fun that he used to do those things.
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yeah. I mean, the show probably wouldn't have had the longevity it has if Bob still smoked crack with sex workers, or abused pain pills until he was driven into a hallucinatory murderous frenzy. But it was fun that he used to do those things.
Vote early, vote Aftyn!
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Vote early, vote Aftyn!
My personal experience with horses is that they hate being "out and about" and can't wait to get the hell back to their home stables.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My personal experience with horses is that they hate being "out and about" and can't wait to get the hell back to their home stables.
I would like to see the exact breakdown between "People who aren't actually paying any attention to what's happening around them, but assume that he's doing a great job" and "People who enthusiastically approve of ethnic cleansing".
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would like to see the exact breakdown between "People who aren't actually paying any attention to what's happening around them, but assume that he's doing a great job" and "People who enthusiastically approve of ethnic cleansing".
I think it's even funnier with the line left unsaid. It's pretty obvious what she means in the third panel.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think it's even funnier with the line left unsaid. It's pretty obvious what she means in the third panel.
Yeah. And Alcoholism is one of those things which tends to incubate and intensify until it becomes a "public problem". So when you spend a lot of time alone (like Mark) or you're quiet and gentle (like Mike) you can get pretty fucking deep before the intervention.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yeah. And Alcoholism is one of those things which tends to incubate and intensify until it becomes a "public problem". So when you spend a lot of time alone (like Mark) or you're quiet and gentle (like Mike) you can get pretty fucking deep before the intervention.
Ah, those optimistic days of early Bleach. I honestly and naively believed that they would follow through on their queerbaiting ship-teases.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ah, those optimistic days of early Bleach. I honestly and naively believed that they would follow through on their queerbaiting ship-teases.
Even assuming "they could never move"...
I assume that the UK does still have a banking system? Lots of people have to put up their homes as collateral for loans to pay their property taxes and other expenses. Yer ma ain't special.
I assume that the UK does still have a banking system? Lots of people have to put up their homes as collateral for loans to pay their property taxes and other expenses. Yer ma ain't special.
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Even assuming "they could never move"...
I assume that the UK does still have a banking system? Lots of people have to put up their homes as collateral for loans to pay their property taxes and other expenses. Yer ma ain't special.
I assume that the UK does still have a banking system? Lots of people have to put up their homes as collateral for loans to pay their property taxes and other expenses. Yer ma ain't special.
So many 90s TV shows and movies tried to copy Jurassic Park's lighting, and just ended up being dark and incomprehensible messes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So many 90s TV shows and movies tried to copy Jurassic Park's lighting, and just ended up being dark and incomprehensible messes.
So long as they don't aim at children in a patronizing or insincere way.
That's what went wrong with a lot of the attempted revivals of kid-focused superhero comics in the past 30 years.
That's what went wrong with a lot of the attempted revivals of kid-focused superhero comics in the past 30 years.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So long as they don't aim at children in a patronizing or insincere way.
That's what went wrong with a lot of the attempted revivals of kid-focused superhero comics in the past 30 years.
That's what went wrong with a lot of the attempted revivals of kid-focused superhero comics in the past 30 years.
Where some games go wrong is in constantly providing positive affirmation of a player's decisions for 100 hours, only to surprise them with a no-win climax.
That's no good.
You have to instill in them a sense of futility from the get-go.
That's no good.
You have to instill in them a sense of futility from the get-go.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Where some games go wrong is in constantly providing positive affirmation of a player's decisions for 100 hours, only to surprise them with a no-win climax.
That's no good.
You have to instill in them a sense of futility from the get-go.
That's no good.
You have to instill in them a sense of futility from the get-go.
And seeding the build-up so players feel like they EARNED their miserable ending.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And seeding the build-up so players feel like they EARNED their miserable ending.
"GI Joe Extreme" is defintely not a "Ren and Stimpy", so it must be a "Doug".
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"GI Joe Extreme" is defintely not a "Ren and Stimpy", so it must be a "Doug".
Same. I think that whether you call him "the SlapChop guy" or "the ShamWow guy" or "Vince" is a regional thing, like "soda" versus "pop".
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Same. I think that whether you call him "the SlapChop guy" or "the ShamWow guy" or "Vince" is a regional thing, like "soda" versus "pop".
Let me know if they have any out-of-print Marvel Omnibus volumes at a decent price.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Let me know if they have any out-of-print Marvel Omnibus volumes at a decent price.
Your comment on a parent's desperation for family-friendly content helps explain why so many kids of my generation (gen X/Y) watched "inappropriate" movies growing up.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Your comment on a parent's desperation for family-friendly content helps explain why so many kids of my generation (gen X/Y) watched "inappropriate" movies growing up.
Love to run out of spell components against a boss who only takes 1-2 damage from physical attacks.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Love to run out of spell components against a boss who only takes 1-2 damage from physical attacks.
ChatGPT would instruct them to put their own head in the oven for 6 hours at 375 degrees.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
ChatGPT would instruct them to put their own head in the oven for 6 hours at 375 degrees.