Dave Weasel
@daveweasel.bsky.social
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Pinned
Dave Weasel
@daveweasel.bsky.social
· Dec 5
I'm liking this less terrifying corner of the internet so far. You can also find me at:
New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28
Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys
Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28
Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys
Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...
Subculture, Not Subservience: Why Punk Isn't Right-Wing
Joe Rogan once said, very confidently, very incorrectly, that “Republicans are the new punk rock.” This is the kind of statement that sounds profound if you say it fast and don’t stop to think about i...
open.substack.com
May 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...
Reposted by Dave Weasel
Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music?
Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
January 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music?
Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
Oh no he watched the Elon Musk video
March 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Oh no he watched the Elon Musk video
That’s 800,000 people who were conned out of $2,500 each, and not only are they gonna vote for him AGAIN, but they’re gonna be like, “Bro, Trump’s next Fartcoin? This one’s for real this time”
Meanwhile, the Trumps have raked in over $100 million in trading fees as Trump makes moves to curb government efforts to regulate cryptocurrencies.
More Than 800K Have Lost $2B on Trump’s Meme Coin
www.thedailybeast.com/more-than-80...
More Than 800K Have Lost $2B on Trump’s Meme Coin
www.thedailybeast.com/more-than-80...
More Than 800K Have Lost $2B on Trump’s Meme Coin
The token’s price has crashed from $75 to $17.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
That’s 800,000 people who were conned out of $2,500 each, and not only are they gonna vote for him AGAIN, but they’re gonna be like, “Bro, Trump’s next Fartcoin? This one’s for real this time”
Next up, Hugo Boss will design the uniforms and to save on embroidery costs DOGE will have the Secret Service stitched as SS
The United States Secret Service has tapped blockbuster movie director Michael Bay to create a recruiting advertisement that is expected to be unveiled in the stadium on Super Bowl Sunday, according to multiple NFL and Secret Service sources.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/08/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/02/08/p...
Exclusive: Secret Service airing recruitment ad from Hollywood director Michael Bay during Super Bowl | CNN Politics
The United States Secret Service has tapped blockbuster movie director Michael Bay to create a recruiting advertisement that is expected to be unveiled in the stadium on Super Bowl Sunday, according t...
www.cnn.com
February 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Next up, Hugo Boss will design the uniforms and to save on embroidery costs DOGE will have the Secret Service stitched as SS
Everyone knows you do the most amount of personal growth between 25 and 25 and a half
February 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Everyone knows you do the most amount of personal growth between 25 and 25 and a half
Ted Cruz set the standard for selling out your wife to MAGA and JD over here is trying to franchise it
JD Vance called on Elon Musk to rehire a DOGE staffer who resigned over newly uncovered racist social media posts.
Vance Supports Musk Rehiring 25-Year-Old DOGE 'Kid' Who Resigned Over Racist Posts
www.huffpost.com
February 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ted Cruz set the standard for selling out your wife to MAGA and JD over here is trying to franchise it
Whiskey makes you call your ex at 3am. Cocaine makes you want to start a business with her
Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it's only illegal because it comes from Latin America.
Colombia’s president: Legalize cocaine, it’s no worse than whiskey
Global drug trafficking could be “easily dismantled” if coke was “sold like wine,” according to the Latin American leader.
ow.ly
February 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Whiskey makes you call your ex at 3am. Cocaine makes you want to start a business with her
JD Vance looks like a guy who has an emotional affair with his AI assistant
JD Vance backs Trump's DEI claims after D.C. plane crash: Vice President JD Vance defended President Trump's contention that the tragic plane collision in Washington, D.C., was connected to diversity, equity and inclusion hiring practices within the Federal Aviation Administration.
Driving the…
Driving the…
JD Vance backs Trump's DEI claims after D.C. plane crash
Vice President JD Vance defended President Trump's contention that the tragic plane collision in Washington, D.C., was connected to diversity, equity and inclusion hiring practices within the Federal Aviation Administration.
Driving the news: "The…
www.axios.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
JD Vance looks like a guy who has an emotional affair with his AI assistant
They should put his face on a confederate statue instead
Fox News is trying to make adding Donald Trump to Mount Rushmore happen.
Fox News Turns Full Propaganda With Trump Monument Proposal
The hosts on this Fox News segment were practically salivating over the idea of changing one of our national monuments to incorporate Donald Trump.
newrepublic.com
January 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They should put his face on a confederate statue instead
If he makes it too expensive for Americans to survive here, the immigrants will deport themselves. CHESS NOT CHECKERS
Trump taxes Americans to retaliate at Colombia.
January 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If he makes it too expensive for Americans to survive here, the immigrants will deport themselves. CHESS NOT CHECKERS
Reposted by Dave Weasel
7 year anniversary of this tweet on the old place. Kept it to hammer this chud later in his replies.
Thanks for the memories @daveweasel.bsky.social
Thanks for the memories @daveweasel.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
7 year anniversary of this tweet on the old place. Kept it to hammer this chud later in his replies.
Thanks for the memories @daveweasel.bsky.social
Thanks for the memories @daveweasel.bsky.social
Reposted by Dave Weasel
Our cover of The Simpsons Theme is live on all music streaming platforms.. with a special guest at the end! (my 6 year old daughter)
Spotify: t.ly/aoTB8
YouTube: t.ly/kejrD
Spotify: t.ly/aoTB8
YouTube: t.ly/kejrD
December 6, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Our cover of The Simpsons Theme is live on all music streaming platforms.. with a special guest at the end! (my 6 year old daughter)
Spotify: t.ly/aoTB8
YouTube: t.ly/kejrD
Spotify: t.ly/aoTB8
YouTube: t.ly/kejrD
The Anthem CEO knows how to read a room
Anthem backtracks on decision to cap anesthesiology coverage in Connecticut
Anthem backtracks on anesthesiology cap policy in CT
An unpopular move to cap anesthesiology coverage by Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield drew criticism from patients and state officials.
www.wfsb.com
December 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The Anthem CEO knows how to read a room
I'm liking this less terrifying corner of the internet so far. You can also find me at:
New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28
Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys
Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28
Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys
Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I'm liking this less terrifying corner of the internet so far. You can also find me at:
New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28
Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys
Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28
Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys
Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
Defcon 5(th step)
Trump to replace Pete Hegseth with a more reliable and sober candidate for Secretary of Defense, Arthur Bach.
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Defcon 5(th step)
Reposted by Dave Weasel
