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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦
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From now on, if you want to bother me with "Biden wasn't a good candidate, Harris wasn't a good candidate" you are REQUIRED to tell me who was your candidate.

Not some mythological Marxist who was going to give us all free unicorns--the name of a living, breathing human.

I look forward to laughs.
JFC
UPDATE: West Virginia governor tweets that there are conflicting reports of the condition of two national guard members, minutes after he posted that they had died
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Well at least they died doing something worthwhile:

Picking up trash as part of a political stunt.

A Governor who sent these gaurdsman to their deaths for so foolish a reason should resign in shame.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Horrible.

The governor sent them there because the President of the United States was angry that a DOGE employee in DC was beaten up by a teenage girl.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Not brine, it's urine
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Update: Despite the best efforts of the local prosecutor, Duncan is getting out as I type this.

First day of freedom in three decades.

Here’s a text from his aunt.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'll cut to the chase: The cat is fine
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If these tech-AI guys could stop naming shit after things in Tolkien novels, that'd be great.
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's not totally supported by the evidence, but I've seen enough "Christian" Trump officials to know:

This is 100% Leavitt using the government to solve her brothers custody problem.

And if a woman gets deported? Even better.

In Jesus's name, Amen.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
We have a word for "Trump" Republicans: Assholes
He’s an idiot. A dangerous idiot at the head of a dangerous movement—but nonetheless an idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Fuck this.

I'll be eating 47,000 calories while watching action in the only zone that matters--the Red Zone.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to mean delicious but unhealthy dishes. You can have flavor plus boost longevity with these five tips from blue zone researcher Dan Buettner. https://cnn.it/4rAnU6m
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Wow, the andrenochrome transfusions take that long now, huh?
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wait.

Would Dan Oingoboingo be acting FBI Director in the interim?
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So the "essence of the framework".

Im sure MSM is all in on "Trump brokers historic peace deal" pieces
UKRAINE SUPPORTS ESSENCE OF PEACE DEAL'S FRAMEWORK FOLLOWING GENEVA TALKS-SOURCES
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
James van Der Beek shouldn't have to sell off all of his stuff just so he doesn't die.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Chris Tucker flew on Epstein's plane.

Masterful gambit to put your name all over this, sir.
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Pakistani MAGA troll accounts, which I do not support, are very different from Brazilian MAGA troll accounts, which I also do not support.

by Glenn Greenwald
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
*Curb theme plays*
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Big Dick Toilet Guy weighs in
NATO Ambassador Matthew Whitaker admits "there's some truth" to the criticism that Putin hasn't made a single concession during negotiations
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Only if you pass a breathalyzer, pal.
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
At 53, I can't do this. The pants would not be a factor.
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM