dave.
@daveymadeit.bsky.social
Producer • Gamer • Product Dev
Still cheaper than therapy.
Still cheaper than therapy.
If the government shouldn’t give to the poor and needy—who should?
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If the government shouldn’t give to the poor and needy—who should?
Me when I’m up: *confirming that my door is locked for the 8th time”
Me in bed: “did I lock the door?”
Me in bed: “did I lock the door?”
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Me when I’m up: *confirming that my door is locked for the 8th time”
Me in bed: “did I lock the door?”
Me in bed: “did I lock the door?”
I feel like Cash Money won the Verzuz, but then Birdman’s rant brought it back down to a draw.
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I feel like Cash Money won the Verzuz, but then Birdman’s rant brought it back down to a draw.
Muni Long caught another one, if you’ve been paying attention.
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Muni Long caught another one, if you’ve been paying attention.
Just know, nothing I’ve said was crazier than what’s been said to me 🤣
What is the wildest shit yall said during sex? Cuz I ain’t gon lie I’ve surprised myself a few times
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just know, nothing I’ve said was crazier than what’s been said to me 🤣
Is it failing if you fail-up?
let’s play a game, how many failed talking stages/situationships have you had this year?
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Is it failing if you fail-up?
Justice for Kalybriah! 🥲
October 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Justice for Kalybriah! 🥲
We gotta bring organs back to churches and gospel music. A soft piano over some strings ain’t gonna get us through this.
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
We gotta bring organs back to churches and gospel music. A soft piano over some strings ain’t gonna get us through this.
There are better ways to tell time than with a broken clock
October 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There are better ways to tell time than with a broken clock
Fat Joe and The Game should have a “Lie-Off”
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Fat Joe and The Game should have a “Lie-Off”
Let’s keep the vibes going 😮💨
October 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Let’s keep the vibes going 😮💨
Dawn of the Dead wastes no time; they get right to it.
October 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Dawn of the Dead wastes no time; they get right to it.
It is indeed a shame… It’s up for *omey forever though
October 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It is indeed a shame… It’s up for *omey forever though
Finally secured these Gel Kayanos, now I can rest
an animated image of a person with the words imgplay on the bottom right
ALT: an animated image of a person with the words imgplay on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Finally secured these Gel Kayanos, now I can rest
WEALTH!
Wish they went on sale more often cuz I’d have more than I do 😭
October 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
WEALTH!
Life-long cod fan, might skip Bo7 after playing the beta 😔
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Life-long cod fan, might skip Bo7 after playing the beta 😔
I was bugging a little bit
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
October 4, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I was bugging a little bit
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I’ve already leaned into radical acceptance
September 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’ve already leaned into radical acceptance
This was such an easily avoidable timeline, too. That’s the most frustrating part.
This is such a dumb presidency… i can’t believe I’m living through this….
AGAIN
AGAIN
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This was such an easily avoidable timeline, too. That’s the most frustrating part.
Apple keeps moving the FaceTime buttons around.
September 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Apple keeps moving the FaceTime buttons around.
She was dating Sonic the Hedgehog?
This lady on IG said she left this nigga because he ate 8 fully loaded chili dogs infront of her, and im crying lmaoooo
September 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
She was dating Sonic the Hedgehog?
A total sweat on Stakeout #BlackSkyGamers #BO6
September 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A total sweat on Stakeout #BlackSkyGamers #BO6