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I'm starting to think that this watched pot will long be shy of the boil.
April 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'm starting to think that this watched pot will long be shy of the boil.
It's with a heart of stone i sadly announce my retirement from boxing!
Most of you buy your kippers vacuum packed anyway!
Most of you buy your kippers vacuum packed anyway!
January 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It's with a heart of stone i sadly announce my retirement from boxing!
Most of you buy your kippers vacuum packed anyway!
Most of you buy your kippers vacuum packed anyway!
It is said when the British Prime minister called, the American President was in the situation room! It takes some of us that way!
January 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It is said when the British Prime minister called, the American President was in the situation room! It takes some of us that way!
When it happens for real, who do you think will retire first?
Tyson Fury or Ronnie o'Sullivan?
Tyson Fury or Ronnie o'Sullivan?
January 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When it happens for real, who do you think will retire first?
Tyson Fury or Ronnie o'Sullivan?
Tyson Fury or Ronnie o'Sullivan?
Brilliant! 😀
Although Edward Estlin Cummings was an accomplished writer, he signed his name with little ease.
January 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Brilliant! 😀
Tamworth 😀-😧 Tottenham Hotspur
January 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Tamworth 😀-😧 Tottenham Hotspur
Brazilian serial cheat Neymar played so little football for Al-Hilal in 2024 his wages equated to €2,404,761.90 per minute. That's more than Gary Lineker is getting from the BBC licence payer!
January 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Brazilian serial cheat Neymar played so little football for Al-Hilal in 2024 his wages equated to €2,404,761.90 per minute. That's more than Gary Lineker is getting from the BBC licence payer!
When are all the Twitter old guard getting here then! I was promised a Live Aid crowd! It's more like Hawkwind at The Newport Centre circa 1995 one original member keeping the group together with lawsuits and empty promises!
January 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
When are all the Twitter old guard getting here then! I was promised a Live Aid crowd! It's more like Hawkwind at The Newport Centre circa 1995 one original member keeping the group together with lawsuits and empty promises!
People keep telling me Spurs are playing tonight! No they're not! Liverpool are playing tonight! We're just sending a dozen or so blokes over to watch!
January 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
People keep telling me Spurs are playing tonight! No they're not! Liverpool are playing tonight! We're just sending a dozen or so blokes over to watch!
The weight of responsibility coupled with the weight of my new spectacles! I sometimes wish it was Twitter all over again!
January 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The weight of responsibility coupled with the weight of my new spectacles! I sometimes wish it was Twitter all over again!
I'm very disappointed to learn in these enlightened woke times that sexism is still rife at the BBC. According to that Scottish weather girl with the big tits.
December 24, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I'm very disappointed to learn in these enlightened woke times that sexism is still rife at the BBC. According to that Scottish weather girl with the big tits.
GRRR! Yeah right, Flashbollocks! My experiment live tweeting my fight during my fight didn't go well! I was distracted attempting capital letters!
December 14, 2024 at 9:17 PM
GRRR! Yeah right, Flashbollocks! My experiment live tweeting my fight during my fight didn't go well! I was distracted attempting capital letters!
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Today in 1980, John Lennon was shot and killed by an obsessed fan in New York City.
December 8, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Today in 1980, John Lennon was shot and killed by an obsessed fan in New York City.
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Strong "90s supergroup regret reunion tour announcement" vibes here.
December 8, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Strong "90s supergroup regret reunion tour announcement" vibes here.
Cor! East end fings are happening on Stenders! A fellow could could polish his spectacles unsure of his witness! 😟
December 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Cor! East end fings are happening on Stenders! A fellow could could polish his spectacles unsure of his witness! 😟
Amazon Prime is better than Father Christmas! Jim Rosenthal, yesterday, Jeff Stelling today! It's Christmas every day!
December 4, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Amazon Prime is better than Father Christmas! Jim Rosenthal, yesterday, Jeff Stelling today! It's Christmas every day!
SuperDave is back!
SuperDave has hoovered up several outstanding Blockbuster fines!
SuperDave accepts he's several years behind in his affairs!
SuperDave has hoovered up several outstanding Blockbuster fines!
SuperDave accepts he's several years behind in his affairs!
December 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
SuperDave is back!
SuperDave has hoovered up several outstanding Blockbuster fines!
SuperDave accepts he's several years behind in his affairs!
SuperDave has hoovered up several outstanding Blockbuster fines!
SuperDave accepts he's several years behind in his affairs!
Good evening everybody! I've been informed my Bluesky account has been hacked and your details shared amongst this platform! This will possibly result in you needing to set an extra place at Christmas dinner for Christopher Biggins. Further bulletins will be issued as they become available.
December 4, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Good evening everybody! I've been informed my Bluesky account has been hacked and your details shared amongst this platform! This will possibly result in you needing to set an extra place at Christmas dinner for Christopher Biggins. Further bulletins will be issued as they become available.
Let's see if we can resurrect the comic spirit of Twitter 10 years ago!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines!
December 4, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Let's see if we can resurrect the comic spirit of Twitter 10 years ago!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines!
Jim Rosenthal's back presenting the football! Jolly good show!
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Jim Rosenthal's back presenting the football! Jolly good show!
How come Tesco Extra stock less than 40% of a standard branch? A poor grip on semantics!
December 2, 2024 at 6:46 PM
How come Tesco Extra stock less than 40% of a standard branch? A poor grip on semantics!
We need to breath new life into these tired Sunday television listings.
An angry Muslim cleric hosting Songs of Praise.
A morbidly obese chap on Bake Off who's having a slice either way.....
An angry Muslim cleric hosting Songs of Praise.
A morbidly obese chap on Bake Off who's having a slice either way.....
December 1, 2024 at 12:25 PM
We need to breath new life into these tired Sunday television listings.
An angry Muslim cleric hosting Songs of Praise.
A morbidly obese chap on Bake Off who's having a slice either way.....
An angry Muslim cleric hosting Songs of Praise.
A morbidly obese chap on Bake Off who's having a slice either way.....
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Saying that you’ve worked with 4000 people and only 13 women have made complaints probably isn’t the flex he thinks it is. I’d be aiming for a figure nearer to zero.
December 1, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Saying that you’ve worked with 4000 people and only 13 women have made complaints probably isn’t the flex he thinks it is. I’d be aiming for a figure nearer to zero.
A Superhero replacement service has been put in place by my billionaire backers. Call Rentachap on 08001344567
December 1, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A Superhero replacement service has been put in place by my billionaire backers. Call Rentachap on 08001344567
Attention victims of crime! SuperDave will not be operating today due to strong winds in the South Wales area. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
December 1, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Attention victims of crime! SuperDave will not be operating today due to strong winds in the South Wales area. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.