As my train hurtles north we pass through Northallerton and I’m reminded of when I used to work in Darlington. Even there the people from Northallerton seemed really weird.
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As my train hurtles north we pass through Northallerton and I’m reminded of when I used to work in Darlington. Even there the people from Northallerton seemed really weird.
Whats the most libellous story you've heard this year?
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Whats the most libellous story you've heard this year?
I've eaten the emergency Stollen and not a moment too soon.
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I've eaten the emergency Stollen and not a moment too soon.
Could my dog be Princess Diana reincarnated?
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Could my dog be Princess Diana reincarnated?
Flash Gordon is a Christmas film.
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Flash Gordon is a Christmas film.
I've never met anyone who has seen a weather balloon.
December 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I've never met anyone who has seen a weather balloon.
Joking aside, Herod would totally get cancelled if he was around today.
December 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Joking aside, Herod would totally get cancelled if he was around today.
Can confirm that the Pret Hog Roast Macaroni Cheese was not worth any animal dying for.
December 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can confirm that the Pret Hog Roast Macaroni Cheese was not worth any animal dying for.
When you take a moment to consider that Ronnie Corbett was 5’10” you realise how fucked up tv really is.
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When you take a moment to consider that Ronnie Corbett was 5’10” you realise how fucked up tv really is.
Richard Wilson was eight years old when he first played newly-retired curmudgeonly pensioner Victor Meldrew in woke BBC documentary One Foot in the Grave.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Richard Wilson was eight years old when he first played newly-retired curmudgeonly pensioner Victor Meldrew in woke BBC documentary One Foot in the Grave.
I still can't work out what on Earth CoPilot is supposed to do that could possibly help me. I've read every explanation published by Microsoft and I'm still none the wiser.
AI tech bros should be forced to do everything in Microsoft Word using CoPilot. Let's see how quickly they think the whole world is going to be automated after the seven hundredth time that pile of steaming shit crashes and loses all your work and deletes your document.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I still can't work out what on Earth CoPilot is supposed to do that could possibly help me. I've read every explanation published by Microsoft and I'm still none the wiser.
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It takes a lot to impress me, but this is fucking impressive.
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It takes a lot to impress me, but this is fucking impressive.
Andrew’s punishment is for him to be made our equal. That’ll teach him.
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Andrew’s punishment is for him to be made our equal. That’ll teach him.
As you may be aware I’m not much of a music fan (how do people concentrate with all that noise?). However, this evening I’m going to a gig at Brixton Academy.
October 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
As you may be aware I’m not much of a music fan (how do people concentrate with all that noise?). However, this evening I’m going to a gig at Brixton Academy.
Anything advertised for sale through a link in a video on Instagram is dogshit. No exceptions.
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Anything advertised for sale through a link in a video on Instagram is dogshit. No exceptions.
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My PIN which is 4769 and my password which I use for all my accounts and is d1nkypr!nc3s5
September 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My PIN which is 4769 and my password which I use for all my accounts and is d1nkypr!nc3s5
“How many names does your pet have?” is today’s AI password generator.
September 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“How many names does your pet have?” is today’s AI password generator.
Hello. I’m AI. Please tell me all about your family so I can improve my ability to crack your passwords using this sentimental bullshit.
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hello. I’m AI. Please tell me all about your family so I can improve my ability to crack your passwords using this sentimental bullshit.
Algebra was never my strongest subject but I’m pretty sure this can’t be right. Banksy is really starting to slip.
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Algebra was never my strongest subject but I’m pretty sure this can’t be right. Banksy is really starting to slip.
Delete all your old photo albums says Government spunking £2 billion on AI.
August 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Delete all your old photo albums says Government spunking £2 billion on AI.
I tried Fentanyl today and now I understand.
August 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I tried Fentanyl today and now I understand.
So does this mean that they won't be able to appeal their convictions? So British people can appeal but if you dare to be foreign you cannot?
Feels like they've decided to embrace the Two Tier Keir memes. Anything to get that Reform vote...
Feels like they've decided to embrace the Two Tier Keir memes. Anything to get that Reform vote...
Foreign criminals convicted in UK to be deported immediately under new plans
Foreign criminals convicted in UK to be deported immediately under new plans
Deported offenders will be barred from re-entering UK and measures will apply to those in custody too to cut costs
Most foreign criminals convicted by a UK court will be deported immediately, instead of 30% of the way through their prison sentences, under plans announced by the government.
The justice secretary, Shabana Mahmood, has proposed a change in legislation that will give the government the power to deport most foreign prisoners as soon as they are convicted and incarcerated. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
So does this mean that they won't be able to appeal their convictions? So British people can appeal but if you dare to be foreign you cannot?
Feels like they've decided to embrace the Two Tier Keir memes. Anything to get that Reform vote...
Feels like they've decided to embrace the Two Tier Keir memes. Anything to get that Reform vote...
Let’s not forget how well aligning with Trump worked out for Tesla...
The billionaire CEO of the third richest company on the planet gives the President an actual block of gold so his company is exempted from US Government tariffs. And the whole thing is broadcast live on TV.
Anyone who can't see what is happening to this country is unsalvageable at this point.
Anyone who can't see what is happening to this country is unsalvageable at this point.
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Let’s not forget how well aligning with Trump worked out for Tesla...
I think I’m overtired. And sick of the fucking beeping.
August 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I think I’m overtired. And sick of the fucking beeping.
Idea: Lime Bikes but they’re wheelie bins.
August 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Idea: Lime Bikes but they’re wheelie bins.