Lunatic tax-dodging farmers driving through Marylebone right now with their Union Jacks flying aloft.
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Lunatic tax-dodging farmers driving through Marylebone right now with their Union Jacks flying aloft.
I see that Jimmy Savile fella who was friends with King Charles is in the Epstein Files. It’s always the ones you least suspect... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I see that Jimmy Savile fella who was friends with King Charles is in the Epstein Files. It’s always the ones you least suspect... www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
A non-alcoholic wine company have just sent me a DM on Instagram making sure I’m “prepped” for Super Bowl Sunday and I’ve blocked and reported them because surely no one human outside Republicans Abroad gives a flying one.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
A non-alcoholic wine company have just sent me a DM on Instagram making sure I’m “prepped” for Super Bowl Sunday and I’ve blocked and reported them because surely no one human outside Republicans Abroad gives a flying one.
I have been watching the film Volcano and it has made me realise how poorly prepared we are for such an event in London and indeed the whole of the South East of England.
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I have been watching the film Volcano and it has made me realise how poorly prepared we are for such an event in London and indeed the whole of the South East of England.
Just if any of you were wondering, yes I have been to Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Just if any of you were wondering, yes I have been to Davos.
I have to stop watching this. It’s not good for anyone’s health.
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I have to stop watching this. It’s not good for anyone’s health.
He’s now repeating the stuff from 30 minutes ago. This is so weird and no one is stopping him. Are they hoping he’s just going to die in front of them?
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
He’s now repeating the stuff from 30 minutes ago. This is so weird and no one is stopping him. Are they hoping he’s just going to die in front of them?
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Trump is just flipping through a binder of people arrested in Minnesota and whispering, "Gang member... rapist..." It's wild.
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Trump is just flipping through a binder of people arrested in Minnesota and whispering, "Gang member... rapist..." It's wild.
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Watching Trump press conference. Is he drunk or just demented?
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Watching Trump press conference. Is he drunk or just demented?
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I've unfortunately watched a lot of Trump pressers and this is definitely the strangest so far, it's about six minutes in. He asks if the press is getting bored of him showing mugshots and there isn't even that much awkward laughter in response, mostly silence
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I've unfortunately watched a lot of Trump pressers and this is definitely the strangest so far, it's about six minutes in. He asks if the press is getting bored of him showing mugshots and there isn't even that much awkward laughter in response, mostly silence
This Trump press conference is off the scale. Have they just had to resuscitate him backstage?
January 20, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This Trump press conference is off the scale. Have they just had to resuscitate him backstage?
Smile 4 U are the ones who should be answering questions in this scenario but there’ll always be someone who tries to accuse me of being the oddball.
January 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Smile 4 U are the ones who should be answering questions in this scenario but there’ll always be someone who tries to accuse me of being the oddball.
My wisdom tooth has chosen today to break through my gum. What a joyful feeling.
January 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
My wisdom tooth has chosen today to break through my gum. What a joyful feeling.
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dear lord that video from the Princess of Wales is deeply cringe
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
dear lord that video from the Princess of Wales is deeply cringe
That Princess of Wales video is as absolutely fucking ridiculous as she is.
January 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
That Princess of Wales video is as absolutely fucking ridiculous as she is.
Someone needs to stay awake to make sure America doesn't fire the Earth into the Sun overnight.
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Someone needs to stay awake to make sure America doesn't fire the Earth into the Sun overnight.
If Trump gets Greenland, I reckon Liechtenstein will be next. They've got a tonne of oil money and a shit navy.
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If Trump gets Greenland, I reckon Liechtenstein will be next. They've got a tonne of oil money and a shit navy.
Admittedly I’m only five minutes in to Series 1, Episode 1 of The Night Manager but it seems to my that this is simply Hôtel Rwanda for the Insta Generation.
I doubt anything will change my opinion as I am very stubborn about these things because of my great knowledge of film and tv.
I doubt anything will change my opinion as I am very stubborn about these things because of my great knowledge of film and tv.
January 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Admittedly I’m only five minutes in to Series 1, Episode 1 of The Night Manager but it seems to my that this is simply Hôtel Rwanda for the Insta Generation.
I doubt anything will change my opinion as I am very stubborn about these things because of my great knowledge of film and tv.
I doubt anything will change my opinion as I am very stubborn about these things because of my great knowledge of film and tv.
My way of getting through the winter misery is to keep putting sarky comments on Instagram adverts until they’re all dead.
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My way of getting through the winter misery is to keep putting sarky comments on Instagram adverts until they’re all dead.
Some really heartwarming gifs on WhatsApp this morning from people who couldn’t even be bothered to type out the words “Happy New Year”. Feeling really special.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Some really heartwarming gifs on WhatsApp this morning from people who couldn’t even be bothered to type out the words “Happy New Year”. Feeling really special.
As my train hurtles north we pass through Northallerton and I’m reminded of when I used to work in Darlington. Even there the people from Northallerton seemed really weird.
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
As my train hurtles north we pass through Northallerton and I’m reminded of when I used to work in Darlington. Even there the people from Northallerton seemed really weird.
Whats the most libellous story you've heard this year?
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Whats the most libellous story you've heard this year?
I've eaten the emergency Stollen and not a moment too soon.
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I've eaten the emergency Stollen and not a moment too soon.
Could my dog be Princess Diana reincarnated?
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Could my dog be Princess Diana reincarnated?
Flash Gordon is a Christmas film.
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Flash Gordon is a Christmas film.