No, that was thirty five years ago.

What’s changed?

Transferring each ticket involved obtaining email addresses from the others and receiving three separate confirmation codes by text that I had to input. Then they all had to go through the process of adding them to their apps.

Way to suck the joy out of everything you stupid ticket dicks.

Then, on the day of the show I receive a text message from an unknown mobile number telling me that each individual had to have the O2 App on their phone and it was one ticket per device and so each had to be individually transferred.

Because of my immense popularity I’m going with 3 others. I bought the tickets. The process is insane. First I had to buy the tickets on the Ticketmaster app, then I had to download the O2 Academy app and transfer them to that.

You're like Newsnight.

You’re a coincidence.

I don’t really like to mention it.

She gets an astonishing amount of airtime for a local councillor who was elected with 1100 votes. For a different party.

A lovely, giddy high.