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David Lynch
@david.lynch.wtf
Software engineer. I'm not the director. OR AM I? (I'm not.) I do make a bunch of WoW addons, though. That’s probably a point of divergence. This account is very much my own opinions. (he/him)
It’s -13 in Celsius, which does sound even more impressive.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This bumper sticker is how I learned that my spouse had somehow never heard of the killdozer incident.
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In the spirit of the season, I ate leftover fish pie for dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m getting over some trouble with my back, and it’s nice to be out able to walk my dog in the park again.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Zuko says that getting out of bed on a cold day like this is a fool’s game.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
But have I considered that I could be giving him some of my dinner? He is a poor boy who has never been fed ever in his life, after all.
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Well you see…
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A beeping noise came from the basement.
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The world if voters had actually listened to what Trump was loudly saying about his intentions.
October 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yeah, that’s an issue all right.
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Pictured: the enemy.
October 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Before listening, I'm going to put my money on: 50% "Republicans are known for shutting down government" and 50% "this guy's smirk".
October 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sorry, but when the enemy is in a regen phase is the worst time to be patient. You’ve got to hit that glowing weak spot for extra damage!
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I saw @theonion.com’s Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile, and it was pretty good! I was then surprised by the twists and turns in Sex House..
October 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Oh hey, a dog.
October 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Also, my partner is currently calling him “babushka”, because he needs this ear wrap following some surgery.
September 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
September 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This is Zuko. Zuzu. Big Z. That dummy. Wielder of the bone whip.
September 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Worth sending a message to the parent company.
September 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
August 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's why I dislike the people who say the evidence for these things was persuasive at the time. It really wasn't.
June 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM