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David Lynch
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Software engineer. I'm not the director. OR AM I? (I'm not.) I do make a bunch of WoW addons, though. That’s probably a point of divergence. This account is very much my own opinions. (he/him)
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“The Court got a very big one right—in ways that will almost certainly make it more difficult, as it should be, for the Trump administration to attempt to militarize domestic law enforcement based on dubious factual predicates.”

Me in today’s “One First” on four takeaways from Trump v. Illinois:
199. Four Takeaways From the National Guard Ruling
A deep dive into last Tuesday's ruling in which a 6-3 majority of the Court stopped the Trump administration from deploying federalized National Guard troops into and around Chicago.
www.stevevladeck.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
December 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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This isn't a popular idea. This is an *elite* belief. There's no mass of voters who recoil from impeachment like this. Majorities wanted him convicted the last two times, and the same would easily poll >50% today. The handwringing about the sacred presidency is DC-driven, it's not voter-driven.
The popular idea is that removing a president to replace him with a non-criminal president from his party, and usually elected on his ticket, is a coup.

Do governors/mayors get replaced by number 2s all the time? Yes. There's poli sci work on this, the power of the presidency blinds people.
December 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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what good is staffing the white house with a bunch of evil backstabbing motherfuckers if not a single one will leak what is actually going on with this guy
seems to be a small hole at the site of discoloration
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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not only was Trump's right hand discolored on Christmas Eve, but it appears his left hand is now discolored too

(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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what we did not realize, of course, was that the Numa Numa Dance was to be the fountainhead from which springs most dance-related short form video content
December 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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“it is illegal for you not to like me”
This is the logical and inevitable conclusion of the last decade of elite media "free speech" discourse.
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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One of many beheaded stuffed animal carcasses from the Christmas morning dog toy massacre. We will keep this one in remembrance of those who were lost.
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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i think if we get an actual recession, Trump is doing the exact kind of shit to end up as a second coming of Hoover
mr president the economy is dying
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man accidentally kicking himself in the balls with a robot he is controlling—forever.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Trump’s Christmas Day attacks on Nigeria a complete failure and cost nearly $30 million.

Witnesses report the US struck fields and farmland in areas with no history of terrorist activity or presence. On top of that multiple US missiles failed to detonate & sunk into the dirt.
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 5d
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Feel like this is the Rosetta Stone for understanding how Trump became a semi-divine figure for people who have alienated themselves from everyone in their lives
Such an unbelievable loser
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I’m at Waffle House with my family for Christmas lunch. They’re playing Never Gonna Give You Up over the sound system. ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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instead of traditional gifts a lot of families are celebrating Christmas this year by simply gathering together and reading my newsletters out loud
My latest newsletter is about the spiked 60 Minutes story and the reactionary psychology of Bari Weiss.
Bari Weiss Fulfills Her Destiny
stringinamaze.net
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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who did they think was going to build the homes?
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Merry Christmas. You will log.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It's funny, because you know that this, of all things, is going to make him *seethe*.
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM