David Carter
davidcarter.bsky.social
David Carter
@davidcarter.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Writer, & Maker of Lists
Altar boys always sounded sacrificial to me. “Three proud boys have come forward with allegations” sounds empowering.
February 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
December 1, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Said Ty Cobb, while tighten the last screws in his army of robotic puppets, programmed to attack a fundraiser for Harvey Dent’s re-election campaign
August 26, 2023 at 1:05 PM
me trying to explain the Lizzo lawsuit to my shitzu
August 2, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Three men in South Dakota were arrested for stealing a velociraptor statue from outside an arts & science center.

Wow. First confederates, then dinosaurs?! Must the woke mob tear down every statue of a dead loser?!?
July 7, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Begrudgingly downloading another tunnel to shout things into, are we? hmm
July 3, 2023 at 4:57 PM