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David Cormack
@davidcormack.bsky.social
PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.

He/Him
Bold to assume anyone was.

He's done a bang up job of managing that belief for nearly three years now.
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
If I was Anthony Black I would show everyone this photo all the time. He dunked on four defenders. Never seen anything like it.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
As I said back in October in my patreon.
January 11, 2026 at 9:24 AM
if I ever become a person of interest I would like either of these two photos to be the ones the media uses please, thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Normal news headline
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
some say that nick tansley hasn't stopped singing christmas songs since 1872
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
there is every chance birds are my trains
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
this interview is new zealand's greatest sporting achievement

new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the singing will continue until morale plummets
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Am hoping a valuable life lesson is taught tonight
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell.

a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Making a Disney Mega mix with something to upset everyone
#SingDriving
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Oh, reports of Northland's demise were greatly exaggerated
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The perils of shortening headlines...

#RIPnorthland
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
as a non drinker hosting a friend, this is what you lushes want innit?
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
we are disgustingly cute
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
highly recommend singing and videoing yourself while stuck in traffic as a form of just feeling a bit better about the state of it
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
today is the second holiest day in the cormack family memories, behind kim on the slide.

it's couch day.

my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Perhaps only rivalled by Hooton's greatest pause in #NZpol history
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
tweets that aged like wine
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I dragged Kim into a duet this morning. We're singing I got you babe.

Gross.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
have started videoing myself belting out songs in the car. it's genuinely therapeutic. I have posted some of the videos somewhere safe. But it's more for me.

Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Cook Strait Tug was my nickname at school.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
baby I hate ur screams but i love the way ur beak looks at dusk
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM