David Cormack
@davidcormack.bsky.social
PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.
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highly recommend singing and videoing yourself while stuck in traffic as a form of just feeling a bit better about the state of it
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
highly recommend singing and videoing yourself while stuck in traffic as a form of just feeling a bit better about the state of it
today is the second holiest day in the cormack family memories, behind kim on the slide.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
today is the second holiest day in the cormack family memories, behind kim on the slide.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
it's couch day.
my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.
tweets that aged like wine
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
tweets that aged like wine
have started videoing myself belting out songs in the car. it's genuinely therapeutic. I have posted some of the videos somewhere safe. But it's more for me.
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
have started videoing myself belting out songs in the car. it's genuinely therapeutic. I have posted some of the videos somewhere safe. But it's more for me.
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me
Cook Strait Tug was my nickname at school.
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Cook Strait Tug was my nickname at school.
baby I hate ur screams but i love the way ur beak looks at dusk
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
baby I hate ur screams but i love the way ur beak looks at dusk
Hope I'm right. Suspect nyt isn't an edgelord like me.
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Hope I'm right. Suspect nyt isn't an edgelord like me.
Greta wrote this song in her music lesson yesterday.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Greta wrote this song in her music lesson yesterday.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing.
Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.
Somewhere out in tumblr, there is a slash fic writer devastated that they've lost their bit.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Somewhere out in tumblr, there is a slash fic writer devastated that they've lost their bit.
got all flustered by the police force insisting Jevan McSkimming fuckery was a few bad apples, and definitely not a system issue.
wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
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wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
www.patreon.com/posts/they-w...
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November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
got all flustered by the police force insisting Jevan McSkimming fuckery was a few bad apples, and definitely not a system issue.
wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
www.patreon.com/posts/they-w...
wrote about it being a fucking systemic issue.
www.patreon.com/posts/they-w...
Dog park next to creek.
How it started...
How it started...
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Dog park next to creek.
How it started...
How it started...
This year I have:
Forced my father into a retirement home against his will. His dementia was bad enough that POA was invoked. Which was me.
Watched him decline.
Had work stress both due to too much work and not enough work.
Had money stress.
Been diagnosed with severe adhd.
Forced my father into a retirement home against his will. His dementia was bad enough that POA was invoked. Which was me.
Watched him decline.
Had work stress both due to too much work and not enough work.
Had money stress.
Been diagnosed with severe adhd.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This year I have:
Forced my father into a retirement home against his will. His dementia was bad enough that POA was invoked. Which was me.
Watched him decline.
Had work stress both due to too much work and not enough work.
Had money stress.
Been diagnosed with severe adhd.
Forced my father into a retirement home against his will. His dementia was bad enough that POA was invoked. Which was me.
Watched him decline.
Had work stress both due to too much work and not enough work.
Had money stress.
Been diagnosed with severe adhd.
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Just make it illegal to be homeless.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just make it illegal to be homeless.
99 nights... My body... Truly the most beautiful suicide (alpha wolf attack)
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
99 nights... My body... Truly the most beautiful suicide (alpha wolf attack)
what. the. hell.
maybe help reduce the number of people who don't have a goddamn roof over their heads instead of hiding them away.
maybe help reduce the number of people who don't have a goddamn roof over their heads instead of hiding them away.
Rough sleeping ban in central Auckland considered by government
Rough sleeping ban in central Auckland considered by government
Government ministers have confirmed they are considering measures to move homeless people out of Auckland's city centre - but the exact details remain unclear.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
what. the. hell.
maybe help reduce the number of people who don't have a goddamn roof over their heads instead of hiding them away.
maybe help reduce the number of people who don't have a goddamn roof over their heads instead of hiding them away.
im actually almost beginning to enioy the insane self aggrandisement
November 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
im actually almost beginning to enioy the insane self aggrandisement
what if... hear me out... we made uni free AND did the cgt?
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
what if... hear me out... we made uni free AND did the cgt?
tonight matthew, im a deadBeat dad
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
tonight matthew, im a deadBeat dad
whenever I have a rough few days mentally, I can't face tiktok for some reason
And then this happens
And then this happens
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
whenever I have a rough few days mentally, I can't face tiktok for some reason
And then this happens
And then this happens
The bar is now "blemish free"
The PM would be justified in feeling happy after a blemish-free meeting with the US President – but if this is a win, our prize remains unclear. Sam Sachdeva reports from Gyeongju.
Will Luxon's Trump card be a triumph?
newsroom.co.nz
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The bar is now "blemish free"
If your dad's name is Murray, he drives for Corporate Cabs, and you're his daughter in her final year at Wairarapa College, he is so goddamn proud of your writing. I heard the synopsis of several of your stories and films and he was beaming.
Keep doing.
Keep doing.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If your dad's name is Murray, he drives for Corporate Cabs, and you're his daughter in her final year at Wairarapa College, he is so goddamn proud of your writing. I heard the synopsis of several of your stories and films and he was beaming.
Keep doing.
Keep doing.
how long can your call volumes be "higher than expected" until it's your fault for not adjusting your expectations?
October 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
how long can your call volumes be "higher than expected" until it's your fault for not adjusting your expectations?
it's cool that the US has just biffed metaphors out the window and are now just living it
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
it's cool that the US has just biffed metaphors out the window and are now just living it
ummm spotify dj x, if you're going to introduce a section with "right now we're going upbeat", i'm not sure that sharon van etten's every time the sun comes up fits that
great song tho, so i'll allow it.
great song tho, so i'll allow it.
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
ummm spotify dj x, if you're going to introduce a section with "right now we're going upbeat", i'm not sure that sharon van etten's every time the sun comes up fits that
great song tho, so i'll allow it.
great song tho, so i'll allow it.