David Cormack
@davidcormack.bsky.social
PR hack. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.
He/Him
He/Him
Reposted by David Cormack
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
If I was Anthony Black I would show everyone this photo all the time. He dunked on four defenders. Never seen anything like it.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
If I was Anthony Black I would show everyone this photo all the time. He dunked on four defenders. Never seen anything like it.
So if business confidence is high, doesn't that mean it's cos we currently shit and to quote Brian Cox, things can only get better?
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
So if business confidence is high, doesn't that mean it's cos we currently shit and to quote Brian Cox, things can only get better?
This was the video I found when I was a sad boi that reminded me fun things were possible.
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vt.tiktok.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This was the video I found when I was a sad boi that reminded me fun things were possible.
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids.
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/
if I ever become a person of interest I would like either of these two photos to be the ones the media uses please, thank you.
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 AM
if I ever become a person of interest I would like either of these two photos to be the ones the media uses please, thank you.
Tiktok pulled my butchering of Janis Joplin's Me and Bobby McGee for copyright, and I spent a lot of time practising to get those notes wrong.
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Tiktok pulled my butchering of Janis Joplin's Me and Bobby McGee for copyright, and I spent a lot of time practising to get those notes wrong.
launched my tiktok career today. look forward to either zero views, or a lot of a bus.
social media is fun!
social media is fun!
January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
launched my tiktok career today. look forward to either zero views, or a lot of a bus.
social media is fun!
social media is fun!
Normal news headline
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Normal news headline
That fifa peace medal sure seems shaky
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
That fifa peace medal sure seems shaky
I think my biggest impact on the internet is either Jamie whyte being cool with incest.
Or the jizz couch.
Or the jizz couch.
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think my biggest impact on the internet is either Jamie whyte being cool with incest.
Or the jizz couch.
Or the jizz couch.
I survived till 25, now I'm aiming for more dicks in 26
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I survived till 25, now I'm aiming for more dicks in 26
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Here, at time of writing (first minutes of 2026) is what I understand to be the case about the Manage My Health data breach. I am writing this out as a what I know and why (and don't know) as of now to help anyone trying to explain this to others.
This is a data breach with stolen patient data.
This is a data breach with stolen patient data.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge
Whomever did the Harvey Norman car park on Tory St had clearly never driven, or even seen, a car before.
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Whomever did the Harvey Norman car park on Tory St had clearly never driven, or even seen, a car before.
some say that nick tansley hasn't stopped singing christmas songs since 1872
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
some say that nick tansley hasn't stopped singing christmas songs since 1872
this interview is new zealand's greatest sporting achievement
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this interview is new zealand's greatest sporting achievement
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
new zealand relevance klaxon can retire
well i guess im never going back to the US.
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
US plans to order foreign tourists, including Australians, Kiwis, to disclose social media histories
The US government is ramping up curbs on entering the country.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
well i guess im never going back to the US.
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
the singing will continue until morale plummets
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the singing will continue until morale plummets
Am hoping a valuable life lesson is taught tonight
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Am hoping a valuable life lesson is taught tonight
scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.
i get the populist appeal of a rates cap, but surely that inevitably leads to user-pays?
#FeelsBumBro
#FeelsBumBro
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i get the populist appeal of a rates cap, but surely that inevitably leads to user-pays?
#FeelsBumBro
#FeelsBumBro
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM