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probably on tour

lilith / tears of joy / the maya experience / prison gate / sea salt / etc

perpetually watching Star Trek TNG
Woke up in what appears to be Boise Idaho, unsure if raptured or just in Boise Idaho
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There is a 16 bit rpg dungeon inside of my brain, with a puzzle where every time i hear bright eyes it flips a binary switch between thinking it sucks ass / is great. the solution involves choosing to feed either the cringewolf or the depressionsaur to permanently lock the switch in one direction
September 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
hate it when people say “available on all streaming platforms” but when i go to tubi the album isn’t there
June 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Grand Theft Auto 4 is now older than Zelda A Link to the Past was when GTA4 came out :)
June 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hey nintendo what the FUCK
June 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
love that the doofy cheerleader bird is such a hard counter to previously feared monstrosities
May 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The Sega Dreamcast is now older than Pong was when the Dreamcast released :)))
May 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
stoked for any friends playing bumbershoot but man, I remember when it was 100+ bands over 3 days with huge outdoor stadium headliners, plus comedy and film, at $80 for a 3 day pass or $35 for singles. sad to see that era of large-scale but affordable community festival go totally extinct
May 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
dusty old bones, full of green dust
May 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
why yes i did panic buy a new phone
May 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
y’all really wanna go sing along to a bunch of songs that we now know are about a guy in his mid to late 20s banging 15 year olds, huh
April 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by david
The Original Trilogy
April 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Red faction: gorilla
April 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
martira was really like “yo Barton you did the patriot act and we voted you out of office but then you went and did operation desert storm by yourself and said sorry, so we want you back in office”

#metaphor
February 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Metaphor feels like an expanded HD remaster of the best mid-budget PS2 traditional JRPG ever made
February 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
unexaggerated DS9 plot: a menopausal woman with psychic empath powers gets so horny she causes everyone on the crew to become uncontrollably attracted to random people, and after all these colleagues/platonic friends make out for 2 days they just laugh and continue life as usual
February 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Logan paul eliminating cm punk was 9/11

Cena and jey throwing him out was operation enduring freedom
February 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this year, the xbox one is as old as the original xbox was when the xbox one released
January 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
love draggin’ balls from my p-line
January 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
2 seasons into deep space 9 and somehow the character with the highest body count on the show is… QUARK
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Hybrid theory is now older than the ramones debut s/t was when it came out :))))
January 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
at christmas dinner my mother in law opted to share that she went to a screening of a “weird Felix the cat porno” in college
December 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
How many different platforms/storefronts am i gonna have to get control for free on before i actually play it?
December 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by david
Turn A Gundam into what, exactly?
November 6, 2024 at 5:40 AM
the page turned and the yoshis grew dumber
November 6, 2024 at 10:21 AM