me: what kind of animal is that

tour guide: alaskan otter

me: ok, let me know what he says

Please no more stories, screen shots or quotes from or about either of those two fuckers for the rest of the week. Or longer.

Guess I'm not going to find much good news on here tonight.

It seems the world is slightly better tonight. I'll take it. Lots of brave people. Much braver than me.

Got a pretty good news feed from the middle east tonight. Breaking news later confirmed by major news sources. Just what I was looking for here.

I'm following a bunch so I get less repeat topics. How many times can I read the same thing over and over again? It's not breaking when it's been online for hours.

I'm getting breaking news along with some jokes. That's mostly what I was looking for here. Also open source intelligence.

Following a ton of folks on here. I hope it works out.