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fredesque

@fredtaming.bsky.social

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hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Jul 13

waiter: is pepsi ok

pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 19h

[soup chant]

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 19h

theyre losing their fuckin minds over this lmao, seriously might actually get the 25th & epstein conversations rolling

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20h

"Qatar military on American soil? I didnt vote for th-" {SLAP} yes you did, you whole ass loser

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 20h

"Qatar military on American soil? I didnt vote for th-" {SLAP} yes you did, you whole ass loser

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Sep 3

frankenstein pushing a bolt on his neck in, waiting for it to pop back out, and then using it to light a cigarette

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 1d

idk think id rather have autism than to be known as the guy that got circumcised "late"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 2d

🤲

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 2d

thanks for calling me your sweetest friend, bro, but i simply do not want your empire of dirt

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 3d

doing some loitering this weekend, do not even try to stop me

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 4d

this is illegal in proper hot dog circles

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 4d

UNCONVENTIONAL: This woman ran out of hot dog buns and is having hot dog on a hamburger bun. She must manipulate its form. Hot dog reborn

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 7d

Many of you will NOT be inheriting my chocolate factory, crossing people off left and right

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 5d

i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6d

ah another day at the piece of shit factory

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 5d

i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 5d

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 6d

🔥🔥🔥 hell yes 🔥🔥🔥

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 6d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

bank called to let me know they demoted me to an Unc Account cuz my balance is washed and my credits chopped

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 9d

cant even make texas chainsaw massacre now because of woke (only have electric saws and the grid is down again)

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Jul 27

[first guy to milk a cow] is anybody looking

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 11d

whenever a mama cat rolls over for belly rubs

Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 11d

So I'm in the UK's biggest and most exclusive indoor graveyard.

The ceiling of the Tudor part of Westminster Abbey. It's Incredibly intricate marble carvings.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10d

huh, maybe they already took him out. interesting

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10d

not seeing this anywhere, i only saw mark maron mention theyre all getting paid by the same guy that bone sawed khashoggi. but no where am i seeing jeffries is out of the festival?

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10d

i know tim dillon got canned for the 'enough to look the other way' statement, who else

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10d

only funny thing about this comedy-wise is the guy that said that quote to 'defend (the) decision' got fired from the festival

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11d

US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’

Usual supporters of free speech are under fire for signing on to Riyadh festival despite the government’s human rights abuses

www.theguardian.com

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