fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
· Jul 13
waiter: is pepsi ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
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tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
tiramisu is called tirawesu if you share it
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not sure id have believed it if someone told me that by 2026 the republican party will have convinced the biggest small govt 2A gun nuts on earth to not only argue in favor of federal agents executing citizens on the street but saying they deserved it for simply being armed
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
not sure id have believed it if someone told me that by 2026 the republican party will have convinced the biggest small govt 2A gun nuts on earth to not only argue in favor of federal agents executing citizens on the street but saying they deserved it for simply being armed
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From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis
Shall Sometimes Be Infringed
January 24, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Shall Sometimes Be Infringed
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i like to take breaks from being Online, but they arent very long cuz i need to make sure everyone is still insane
January 23, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i like to take breaks from being Online, but they arent very long cuz i need to make sure everyone is still insane
not sure id have believed it if someone told me that by 2026 the republican party will have convinced the biggest small govt 2A gun nuts on earth to not only argue in favor of federal agents executing citizens on the street but saying they deserved it for simply being armed
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
not sure id have believed it if someone told me that by 2026 the republican party will have convinced the biggest small govt 2A gun nuts on earth to not only argue in favor of federal agents executing citizens on the street but saying they deserved it for simply being armed
i like to take breaks from being Online, but they arent very long cuz i need to make sure everyone is still insane
January 23, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i like to take breaks from being Online, but they arent very long cuz i need to make sure everyone is still insane
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me: ever heard of quasimodo
him: doesn’t ring a bell
me: i assure you he does
him: doesn’t ring a bell
me: i assure you he does
May 20, 2023 at 2:56 PM
me: ever heard of quasimodo
him: doesn’t ring a bell
me: i assure you he does
him: doesn’t ring a bell
me: i assure you he does
your honor, my client claims crimoholism. he is a crimoholic
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
your honor, my client claims crimoholism. he is a crimoholic
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[dating a rodeo clown]
*every time i go in for a kiss she dodges me and then hams it up for the crowd*
*every time i go in for a kiss she dodges me and then hams it up for the crowd*
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 PM
[dating a rodeo clown]
*every time i go in for a kiss she dodges me and then hams it up for the crowd*
*every time i go in for a kiss she dodges me and then hams it up for the crowd*
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everyone is fighting a battle i can see i am the battle seer
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
everyone is fighting a battle i can see i am the battle seer
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in times like these, there are no words except for the ones that will likely put me in front of a firing squad
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
in times like these, there are no words except for the ones that will likely put me in front of a firing squad
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[me to all my regular shoes] okay, guys, the forecast calls for a foot of snow, and most of you aren’t going to get out for a while, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
January 23, 2026 at 1:49 PM
[me to all my regular shoes] okay, guys, the forecast calls for a foot of snow, and most of you aren’t going to get out for a while, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.
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It's the same as the emotion I get from you
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It's the same as the emotion I get from you
who called the Mortal Kombat II character Mileena instead of a Tsai-op
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
who called the Mortal Kombat II character Mileena instead of a Tsai-op
[sitting across from another interviewer on the 7th stage ive been on this week, in the spotlight, sweating a little] im the CEO of Horseshit Factory Inc and you ppl are going to lose Horseshit Factory Inc if you dont stop being mean about the horseshit that i produce here at Horseshit Factory Inc
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 PM
[sitting across from another interviewer on the 7th stage ive been on this week, in the spotlight, sweating a little] im the CEO of Horseshit Factory Inc and you ppl are going to lose Horseshit Factory Inc if you dont stop being mean about the horseshit that i produce here at Horseshit Factory Inc
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your honor, my client's pants are on fire for a different reason
July 21, 2023 at 3:54 PM
your honor, my client's pants are on fire for a different reason
what are the oddsmakers saying about WWIII, who are the sponsors, will there be merch
January 20, 2026 at 7:59 PM
what are the oddsmakers saying about WWIII, who are the sponsors, will there be merch
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Is it Spring yet? Less of the grey gloom and more of these please!
#InverteFest #inverts #lepidoptera #UKButterflies @europebutterfly.bsky.social
#InverteFest #inverts #lepidoptera #UKButterflies @europebutterfly.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Is it Spring yet? Less of the grey gloom and more of these please!
#InverteFest #inverts #lepidoptera #UKButterflies @europebutterfly.bsky.social
#InverteFest #inverts #lepidoptera #UKButterflies @europebutterfly.bsky.social
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[guy working at my local weed store after i pick any one of the one hundred and thirty two strains they have available] wow, great choice
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
[guy working at my local weed store after i pick any one of the one hundred and thirty two strains they have available] wow, great choice
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[getting murdered by waiter] this is great, thanks
October 11, 2023 at 5:37 PM
[getting murdered by waiter] this is great, thanks
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devil: youre here because you touch yourself at night
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
devil: youre here because you touch yourself at night
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
me: thats not that bad
devil: and during the day
me: doesnt seem like a big deal
devil: youre doing it right now
me: you have to admit this is exciting
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i originally wrote this almost 6 years ago, in january 2020 (january)
lol
lol
waiter: is pepsi ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
i originally wrote this almost 6 years ago, in january 2020 (january)
lol
lol
[guy working at my local weed store after i pick any one of the one hundred and thirty two strains they have available] wow, great choice
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
[guy working at my local weed store after i pick any one of the one hundred and thirty two strains they have available] wow, great choice
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[to sommelier after swirling wine in glass while holding it up to the light, inserting my nose and inhaling deeply, then taking a sip] this is pretty gross
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
[to sommelier after swirling wine in glass while holding it up to the light, inserting my nose and inhaling deeply, then taking a sip] this is pretty gross