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fredesque

@fredtaming.bsky.social

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hello. he/him. fan of stuff. lover of things. enjoyer of items.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Jul 13

waiter: is pepsi ok

pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 5h

🤲

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 7h

thanks for calling me your sweetest friend, bro, but i simply do not want your empire of dirt

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 1d

doing some loitering this weekend, do not even try to stop me

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 1d

this is illegal in proper hot dog circles

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 2d

UNCONVENTIONAL: This woman ran out of hot dog buns and is having hot dog on a hamburger bun. She must manipulate its form. Hot dog reborn

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 5d

Many of you will NOT be inheriting my chocolate factory, crossing people off left and right

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 2d

i call dibs on looking at the moon first tonight

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 4d

ah another day at the piece of shit factory

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

i’m going to make a popular website then destroy it by being an asshole. has this been done

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 2d

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 3d

🔥🔥🔥 hell yes 🔥🔥🔥

KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 3d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 6d

bank called to let me know they demoted me to an Unc Account cuz my balance is washed and my credits chopped

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 6d

cant even make texas chainsaw massacre now because of woke (only have electric saws and the grid is down again)

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · Jul 27

[first guy to milk a cow] is anybody looking

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

whenever a mama cat rolls over for belly rubs

Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 8d

So I'm in the UK's biggest and most exclusive indoor graveyard.

The ceiling of the Tudor part of Westminster Abbey. It's Incredibly intricate marble carvings.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

huh, maybe they already took him out. interesting

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

not seeing this anywhere, i only saw mark maron mention theyre all getting paid by the same guy that bone sawed khashoggi. but no where am i seeing jeffries is out of the festival?

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

i know tim dillon got canned for the 'enough to look the other way' statement, who else

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

only funny thing about this comedy-wise is the guy that said that quote to 'defend (the) decision' got fired from the festival

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 8d

US comedians defend decision to play in Saudi Arabia: ‘They’re paying me enough to look the other way’

Usual supporters of free speech are under fire for signing on to Riyadh festival despite the government’s human rights abuses

www.theguardian.com

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 8d

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

whenever a mama cat rolls over for belly rubs

Anna Orridge @anna-orridge.bsky.social · 8d

So I'm in the UK's biggest and most exclusive indoor graveyard.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 8d

[addressing all the united states military generals] we're bringin titty twisters back to the communal shower, brothers

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 9d

mr bean!

fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 9d

looks like a fuckin apostrophe

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 9d

they have yet to invent calipers for this physiognomy

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May I see your residence permit?
#ICE #Remigration

a german white guy who is a fan of AfD in an ICE tshirt. he has reddish facial hair & some hair on his head. it is difficult to tell how much hair on his head though as his head shape is one i’ve not yet seen. like they put rubber bands around the midpoint of his head when the fontanelle was still soft to form some mutated peanut shape of some sort. of course his pfp is an ai cartoon version that omits these details.

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 12d

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 12d

well well well

screencap of deleted tag for a quoted post thats been deleted by the user after getting clowned

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